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How to kiss a girl

Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:41 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:41 am
Stolen from reddit.




My question is - are there any Listerated Pepsin Gum girls around? If not I guess I have to rely on my hand. FML.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:46 am to
You kiss your hand?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:47 am to
Now it is listerene strip girls.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42454 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:50 am to
Her rosebud lips remind you of Cupid's bow...fricking smooth
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68268 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:51 am to
Whatever happened to kissing the old fashioned way, you know, one in the stink, two in the pink, kissing the clink?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:52 am to
What's wrong with a kiss?

No need to go stampeding for the vagina.

Why not start, with a kiss?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30544 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:52 am to
quote:

Do not tell her your intentions
quote:

Do not ask permission

Feminists about to wreck shite
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59443 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:53 am to
Where's the part about slipping the tongue in there?
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2010 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:55 am to
Do I wait for her to take tobacco chew out?
Posted by SpanishFortTiger
Spanish Fort, Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
1662 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:57 am to
Somewhat related question, do y'all lick your girls booty hole?
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:02 am to
A couple of times after some heavy drinking. It freaked her out.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61576 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:04 am to
quote:

Do not tell her your intentions
quote:
Do not ask permission



You going to jail


Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:09 am to
quote:

Somewhat related question, do y'all lick your girls booty hole?

If you don't, somebody else will.
Posted by Wimp Lo
My nipples look like Milk Duds
Member since Aug 2016
4548 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:12 am to
Every kiss begins with (K)aye.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:21 am to
Trying to kiss while holding each others right hand across your body sounds like the most uncomfortable thing I've ever heard.
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
47372 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:25 am to
Sounds like rape these days.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:38 am to
My boy Sebastian know
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12706 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:45 am to
Lmao! The "Listerated Pepsin Gum" part got me laughing. Was not expecting that to be an ad for gum.

And what the frick is with the stupid sighing? Sounds like some kind of weird old time chick flick shite.
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer
Arlen, TX
Member since Jun 2016
3552 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:01 am to
quote:

A couple of times after some heavy drinking. It freaked her out.


This
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59443 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:09 am to
quote:

do y'all lick your girls booty hole


only after she sticks some Listerated Pepsin Gum up there.
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