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Louie T
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How to keep yourself from #2ing?

Got a bet going that I can't drink 12+ cups of coffee this afternoon and not go

How do I win?

ETA: besides medication
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GFunk
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
Two caplets of Immodium.


JOJO Hammer
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
butt plug


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The Sad Banana
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
12 cups of coffee? You might lose after you die, then shite yourself.


CAD703X
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
quote:

Got a bet going that I can't drink 12+ cups of coffee this afternoon and not go

i drink close to that every day and only poop once in the early morning before i shower.

not sure your point here.


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Louie T
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
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Two caplets of Immodium.
Just edited


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TH03
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
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How to keep yourself from #2ing?


natural control of bodily functions


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Paul Allen
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
5 hour energy


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BottomlandBrew
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
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12+ cups of coffee


Have fun with those heart palpitations.


FT
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
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Have fun with those heart palpitations


This.


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jamboybarry
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
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drink 12+ cups of coffee this afternoon


prepare your anus

and coronary


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BayouBandit24
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
Thumb up the ass


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Swoopin
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
Perpetual handstand.

(Gravity)


tigerbutt
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
Pretty stupid unless it involves alot of money.


...then it is considered stupid but worth it.
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prison mike 47
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
oh it's a lot of money


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Herschal
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
Decaf ftw


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Papa Tigah
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
Stick your finger up your arse.


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barry
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
Lethal dose is 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass

So you are good.


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stapuffmarshy
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
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How do I win?



two words:


Colostomy bag


it's not technically #2 if it's not going thru your intestines


and I know this because I fold my TP when wiping my ass


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LSUcdro
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re: How to keep yourself from #2ing?
oxycontin or heroin FTW


That shite clogs you up
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