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How to get your SO off your back...a list of methods
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:20 pm
Method 1) Women love to feel important to your work...whatever it is. Tell them you are swamped with this project and need their help to do research on methods, or the best procedures to accomplish whatever.
Method 2) They like to believe they are design gurus. Tell her to go out and determine an appropriate color scheme for a coherent room to room layout.
Method 3) Ask for a sammich
what you got?
Method 2) They like to believe they are design gurus. Tell her to go out and determine an appropriate color scheme for a coherent room to room layout.
Method 3) Ask for a sammich
what you got?
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:21 pm to CptBengal
Get the chores done before she gets home.
Do them the way she likes to do them.
Ask her for her opinion.
Listen to her problems.
Give her a backrub.
It's not THAT hard
Do them the way she likes to do them.
Ask her for her opinion.
Listen to her problems.
Give her a backrub.
It's not THAT hard
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:22 pm to CptBengal
1). Having a real job (not a teacher)
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:23 pm to kingbob
Play video games
Watch old recordings of football games
Go Fishing
Go Hunting
This post was edited on 6/9/20 at 8:07 am
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:25 pm to CptBengal
quote:
Sit down. If the attacker is trying to pick you up from behind, drop your hips quickly and violently as if you were plopping down on a love seat. This will make you harder to pick up and give you an extra moment to attack them and fend them off by stomping on their shins or repositioning for a frontal defense.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:27 pm to kingbob
quote:look at this recently engaged fool. i wish i loved anything at all as much as you love this woman that will surely ruin your life.
Get the chores done before she gets home.
Do them the way she likes to do them.
Ask her for her opinion.
Listen to her problems.
Give her a backrub.
It's not THAT hard
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:27 pm to kingbob
quote:
Get the chores done before she gets home.
Do them the way she likes to do them.
Ask her for her opinion.
Listen to her problems.
Give her a backrub.
Thats the most fricked up idea ever. Are you a woman alter? A man does that consistently for years and he is a slave. Better to not do any of it on the reg, so she thinks it special when it happens and she thinks you and the cat are equally untrainable.
Trust me. 33 years of married bliss this August.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:28 pm to kingbob
kingbob
This dude is whipped
This dude is whipped
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:33 pm to CptBengal
Patience for your so's problems
Intelligent advice
Investigate her feelings
Help her through her problems
Build Trust
Intelligent advice
Investigate her feelings
Help her through her problems
Build Trust
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:33 pm to link
quote:
look at this recently engaged fool. i wish i loved anything at all as much as you love this woman that will surely ruin your life.
That was a troll post, brah. Ya'll should know by now that it's impossible to do chores the way a woman wants them done
That's why Louisiana's laws regarding construction say "completed to the satisfaction of a reasonable man"
There's no satisfying women.
This post was edited on 3/25/15 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:37 pm to CptBengal
quote:
Method 1) Women love to feel important to your work...whatever it is. Tell them you are swamped with this project and need their help to do research on methods, or the best procedures to accomplish whatever.
Method 2) They like to believe they are design gurus. Tell her to go out and determine an appropriate color scheme for a coherent room to room layout.
Method 3) Ask for a sammich
what you got?
I can agree with this 100%. As a home builder, my SO loves when I let her pick out materials and colors for my spec homes. I don't like doing it and she loves it.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:40 pm to CptBengal
Method 4) Break up with them
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:43 pm to link
quote:
look at this recently engaged fool. i wish i loved anything at all as much as you love this woman that will surely ruin your life.
I fricking love this guy.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 5:47 pm to link
quote:
i wish i loved anything at all as much as you love this woman that will surely ruin your life.
Same!
Posted on 3/25/15 at 6:02 pm to kingbob
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Get the chores done before she gets home.
Smart man screws them up, you'll never have to fold clothes again.
Posted on 3/25/15 at 6:04 pm to 633tiger
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633tiger
You're not married. Thanks for rubbing it in our faces
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