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How smart is your wife?
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:23 am
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:23 am
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Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:25 am to Wtodd
I don't like golf, and I don't like fishin'
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:26 am to Wtodd
Pretty frickin smart actually
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:27 am to Wtodd
Dumb as frick...which would also make me dumb as frick for marrying her. I smartened up. I divorced that bitch.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:27 am to Wtodd
My S/O has a great butt and is miles smarter than I am when it comes to school type of subjects.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:27 am to Wtodd
Yes.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:27 am to YoungManOldMan
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:27 am to Wtodd
She's a hell of a lot smarter than me, that's for sure.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:28 am to Wtodd
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Women With Bigger Butts Are Smarter
If this were true, one of my ex's would have been constantly getting smarter the entire time we dated. Umm, no. Just no.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:28 am to Wtodd
She's a teacher, so not very
This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 8:29 am
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:28 am to Wtodd
Smart enough to marry me, dumb enough to stick around.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:29 am to Wtodd
My wife is what you would call a statistical outlier.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:30 am to Wtodd
I've learned over the years that the safest way to respond to a lot of statements she makes is with silence and I am going to take that same approach here.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:31 am to Wtodd
The girl I'm seeing is 4.0 smart but thought you could "catch" AIDS from skin contact with infected blood 
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:34 am to TheAlmightySmash
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The girl I'm seeing is 4.0 smart but thought you could "catch" AIDS from skin contact with infected blood
My wife holds dual degrees in science and engineering but can't figure her way around a city she's lived in for 30 damn years. A Ugandan knows more US History than she does
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:37 am to Tigeralum2008
Very smart, zero common sense
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:38 am to TheAlmightySmash
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The girl I'm seeing is 4.0 smart but thought you could "catch" AIDS from skin contact with infected blood
I know you need an open cut to be infected, but I’m not taking any chances with AIDS
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:38 am to Wtodd
Mine's pretty business savvy, but no where near as smart as I am at math, science, and just generally figuring things out. However, she is much more of a go-getter.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:40 am to Wtodd
She's an incredible wife and mother. Final answer.
Posted on 3/13/18 at 8:44 am to Wtodd
Extremely smart within her field. But she can't figure out how to do some simple things on her own.
But if you show her how to do something which is extremely difficult that most women can't do, she gets it instantly.
Or if you explain abstract philosophical concepts to her, she gets it instantly.
But then she stomps her feet and throws a massive hissy fit if she can't figure out how to open a package. Makes no sense to me.
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But if you show her how to do something which is extremely difficult that most women can't do, she gets it instantly.
Or if you explain abstract philosophical concepts to her, she gets it instantly.
But then she stomps her feet and throws a massive hissy fit if she can't figure out how to open a package. Makes no sense to me.
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This post was edited on 3/13/18 at 8:46 am
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