How not to live with a gay man

You can be the most enlightened bastard on the planet, there are serious pitfalls to this shite

I grew up in a very gay beach community. never really a big deal. and numerous gay relatives etc etc if I need qualifiers

But I let a friends brother come stay with me a few months ago, and the shite has been challenging to say the least. Its about to get ugly

A) Talking about women and sex. Will open the floodgates to conversations you never, ever wanted to fricking have. Youre friday nights arent the same. You come home saturday afternoon making small talk about an applebees server you got a room with, you get to hear a drug soaked saga about getting fisted by a married car salesman with hairy knuckles. It aint the same

B) Men are pigs. gay men are debaucherous hogs. Not to generalize, but this shite is more often than not in my experience. Granted im guilty of not minding my manners from time to time. But being around a gluttonous, flatulant, belching, mouth breathing, food smacking fig is brutal. I bought in at one point that the gay guy norm was jack off will and grace. Prim, tidy, sassy. frick you. more like bacon grease bubbles in cauldron of body fluids

C) the bitching. the bitching. you can't comprehend how intolerant you are to complaining until you hear it from the mouth of someone you share sex parts and a body mass index with. didn't shut the back door all the way. left a half glass of milk in the jug. who cleaned the bathroom the last three times. Jesus christ. theres zero benefit to the shite. might as well move in with your aunt. its the eleventh circle of hell

D),As a general rule, gay people like gay porn. And they're WAY fricking less ashamed to watch it or get caught watching it than the rest of us. So if youre squeamish about seeing two twinks getting hammered in 4k on a 60" hitachi don't come home before 4:30. It will affect your diet

So..who's the more advanced of the species here. because im ready to give him my house and stay at the red roof