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how do you guys deal with gross tinder matches wanting to be taken out before sex?
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:39 pm
you know, some trashy harlot who you don't want to be seen with, but still want to hookup with.
go a few miles out of town?
go some where really cheap (like chile's or olive garden)?
any other ideas?
go a few miles out of town?
go some where really cheap (like chile's or olive garden)?
any other ideas?
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Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:41 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Cook for her
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:42 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Ask your mom
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
No one ever matches with me
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Take her to Sonic and eat in the car
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Tell her you ain't one for giving out free dinners
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
order some Pizza Hut watch netflix, then frick
thats like $10 there
thats like $10 there
This post was edited on 8/5/17 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Take her to sonic. Only the carhop will see.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:44 pm to Walt OReilly
You don't need those types knowing where you live.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:44 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
your mom takes uber to my house
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:44 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Picnic at the zoo so she can feel comfortable with all the other primates.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:44 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
You hooking up with a moped baw?
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:48 pm to TigersHuskers
oh and a condom is a must with a fattie. Last thing you want is to impregnate a fattie and then pay child support to said fattie.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 4:50 pm to TigersHuskers
and honestly Tinder matches arent that bad, if you want a double dose of white trash go on Plenty Of Fish. Lots of single mommas on there with chest tats and piercings.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 5:00 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Tell her you'll pick her up on Sunday at about 8 pm. When she gets in the car and asks where you're going, just laugh and shake your head, but don't make eye contact.
Pull the car into the parking lot behind the nearest Chick-Fil-A, hit the powerlock on your car doors, and stop the car abruptly.
When she says "I think Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays!" Pull your automatic knife out of your pocket, and hit the button to open it.
Making icy, direct eye-contact with her, say "We can do this the easy, or the hard way."
Then, holding the eye contact, bring the blade up to your mouth, and run the sharp side down the middle of your tongue, and begin to cackle.
Then as she's scrambling to open the car door, say "Relax! Relax! How does PF Chang's sound? I'll even pay for half of it!"
Pull the car into the parking lot behind the nearest Chick-Fil-A, hit the powerlock on your car doors, and stop the car abruptly.
When she says "I think Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays!" Pull your automatic knife out of your pocket, and hit the button to open it.
Making icy, direct eye-contact with her, say "We can do this the easy, or the hard way."
Then, holding the eye contact, bring the blade up to your mouth, and run the sharp side down the middle of your tongue, and begin to cackle.
Then as she's scrambling to open the car door, say "Relax! Relax! How does PF Chang's sound? I'll even pay for half of it!"
Posted on 8/5/17 at 5:03 pm to TigersHuskers
POF is trashier than tinder? i might have to check it out.
Posted on 8/5/17 at 5:04 pm to WaltTeevens
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WaltTeevens
Posted on 8/5/17 at 5:08 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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POF is trashier than tinder? i might have to check it out.
At least when I was on it, it was super trashy. The ones who have kids are the most desperate to frick
This post was edited on 8/5/17 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 8/5/17 at 5:27 pm to ThatMakesSense
So where are you going to bang? Her place?
Posted on 8/5/17 at 5:28 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Quantity vs quality in starting threads. One is lacking with you. Go out. Try to meet a girl. Maybe you'll get over the hump and get laid.
This post was edited on 8/5/17 at 5:30 pm
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