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Houston Votes To Ban 'Sex Robot Brothel' From Opening

Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:00 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:00 pm
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HOUSTON - In an effort to prevent a sex robot brothel from opening its doors, the City of Houston has created a proposed ordinance that would essentially prevent one from doing business.

Council members will put it to a vote in its next meeting on Wednesday.

If the ordinance is approved nobody would be able to have sex with robots at any business in the city.


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Much has happened since KHOU 11 first told the city about Kinky S Dolls' plans for a sex robot brothel on Richmond Avenue.

City inspectors found where the brothel was opening and saw contractors allegedly performing work without a permit. The city then put the brakes on the business.

In newly obtained inspection report documents, code enforcement officers found showers being installed and electrical wiring, along with other fixtures.

Inspectors say they believed suite 225 was being renovated to become some sort of a "strip club."

We know it was supposed to be a sex robot brothel.

One of the brothel's employees told KHOU 11 the business is needed in Houston.

Mayor Sylvester Turner and other opponents vowed to fight the business from opening its doors.

In the proposed ordinance, the on-premise use of devices or other items intended to provide sexual stimulation or sexual gratification would be banned.

Bottom line: sex robots coud be sold at a business, but they could not be used there.



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Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35141 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:00 pm to
When you outlaw sex robots, all sex robots will be outlaws.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65988 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:01 pm to
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If the ordinance is approved nobody would be able to have sex with robots at any business in the city.


i mean wtf?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:02 pm to
OT baws gonna get the petition and line the lawmakers pockets
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Bottom line: sex robots coud be sold at a business, but they could not be used there.




So Owlfan can still buy one
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:02 pm to
Small government houston.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18445 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:03 pm to
Just open a real brothel. We are so stingy about sex.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:03 pm to
This is why we can't have nice sex dolls
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:04 pm to


Don't date robots!
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35141 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:04 pm to
You had to know the blue hairs weren't going to sit back and let people rent robots to frick.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:04 pm to
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In the proposed ordinance, the on-premise use of devices or other items intended to provide sexual stimulation or sexual gratification would be banned.


So no more laptops with access to porn?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

So no more laptops with access to porn?


Does your laptop have a fleshlight attached to it?
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:07 pm to
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Bottom line: sex robots coud be sold at a business, but they could not be used there

You meant to say that they strung it out reap permitting fees and allow legal buddies to get in on the action.
Posted by DGauTigers
Behind this computer...
Member since Nov 2016
743 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:07 pm to
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One of the brothel's employees told KHOU 11 the business is needed in Houston.


Man, AI has come a long way! I thought the point of sex robots was so you didn't have to hear their opinion.
This post was edited on 10/4/18 at 1:09 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79146 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:09 pm to
In the past 5 or so years, they've really been cracking down on the sex industry.

Tons of raids at strip clubs, stepped up sex trafficking charges, increased prostitution stings etc.
Posted by HottyToddy7
Member since Sep 2010
14017 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:11 pm to
How do they clean these things?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35141 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:13 pm to
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Does your laptop have a fleshlight attached to it?


Does anybody know how to run a quick patent check?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65988 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:13 pm to
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How do they clean these things?


the good ones include a self cleaning feature
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:14 pm to
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Small government houston.


I don't know if you are joking or not, but don't understand why they would want to ban this.

If they decided to require the business to be more discrete.. Instead of naming it Kinky S Dolls, maybe name it something that's not so obvious.. "Robotic Sensation" or some shite.. But if there is a demand for it... Why is it such a big deal?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35141 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 1:14 pm to
I just toss mine in a hot bath.
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