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"Horse dicks are NOT allowed in your carry on" - TSA

Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:53 pm
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:53 pm
Airport agents seize 13 pounds of horse genitals hidden in juice boxes
quote:

CHANTILLY, Va. (AP) — Customs and Border Protection agents have seized 42 pounds of horse meat, including 13 pounds of horse genitals, from two women arriving from Mongolia at Dulles International Airport in Virginia.

The horse meat was hidden in juice boxes. One of the women said the horse genitals were for medicinal purposes.


Posted by StopLightObservation
Charleston, South Carolina
Member since Feb 2017
287 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:54 pm to
wtf
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:54 pm to
OT bar-be-que baw.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77954 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175795 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:56 pm to
so Peeej is on the No fly list ?
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1450 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:59 pm to
I expected a Florida connection....
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 5:59 pm to
As citizens of the United States, is this what we want crossing our borders? Horse penises will be rampant through out the streets if we don't close the borders.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

so Peeej is on the No fly list ?



PeeJ is not considered carry-on... sorry bud

You're gonna have to check him in up front
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

As citizens of the United States, is this what we want crossing our borders? Horse penises will be rampant through out the streets if we don't close the borders.




au contraire, why would we want to risk breaking up a set of horse genitalia? What if a dick gets in while a left nut gets sent back? How could we bear it? Anybody who uses horse dicks for "medicinal purposes" should not go to work tomorrow! (also known as coasting into a 3 day weekend)
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23993 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:12 pm to
Horsedick.MPEG had some hit songs.
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 6:13 pm to
I don't see how this is wrong other than the fact they didn't claim it.

quote:

medicinal purposes


WTF?
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5645 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 7:00 pm to
Why didn't he smuggle it in his jail purse like all the other horse schlong slangers?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 7:01 pm to
This is why warning labels for stupid shite exist
Posted by Tigertracks
Houma La.
Member since Nov 2007
765 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 7:02 pm to
Food and Drink Board?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55994 posts
Posted on 2/16/17 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

his jail purse


first time I have heard that....
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