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Homeless people living outside my Seattle apartment window driving me insane.

Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:49 pm
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:49 pm
frick Seattle. Can't wait to move back to the south one day.

I have been here for a month now and have a 2nd floor apartment downtown. There is a group of homeless people that live literally right underneath my window in the alley. I leave my window open because we have no air conditioning here. But these homeless people make noise all hours of the day, especially overnight when I am trying to sleep. They do drugs all the time - they all smoke weed and it stinks up my apartment, and they all cough like they are losing a lung when doing it. Last night I saw two of them shoot each other up with a needle.

They piss in the alley and it smells like urine. They argue with the private security that tries to get them to go away but legally can't do anything. There is one guy who always is carrying around liquor in a brown paper bag and screams at the top of his lungs at people walking by - at all hours of the night. They make noise with their bags of aluminum cans.

It's been really bad the past few nights, especially as the arguing between the private security gets more heated. Was woken up last night at 1am to hear the security and homeless people bicker.

I've called the cops at least a half dozen times - I have yet to see them show up, but the 911 dispatcher always says they showed up and issued citations. At this point I don't care about citations, I just want them gone.

I've taken the high road the entire time, but am starting to lose patience. I just want a good night's sleep. I can close my window but it gets hot and stuffy and I can still hear them. Right now I am blasting the "Toddler Tunes" channel on my TV out my window at a loud volume hoping that gets them to go away, but it will just be temporary and I can't do it as I sleep. I am also considering getting some Aunt Jemima and pouring it in the little crevice/alcove they camp and sleep in to make it sticky and attract ants, or just pour boiling or freezing water out the window.

TLDR, homeless people live outside my window in the alley, make noise, do drugs, be annoying, cops don't do shite about it.

Pics:

One of the homeless guys smoking a joint before I left for work this morning. It stinks up my apartment and he coughs like he is about to cough up his lung, extremely loud.



Can't really tell from this pic, but they had just gotten done shooting each other up with a needle. Fedora guy handing back the needle by the time I got this pic taken. This was last night around midnight. Fedora guy gets high or drunk or both and goes around screaming at people who walk by. It echoes in the alleyway. He tried hitting on a girl walking her dog one time and she blew him off so he harassed her and her dog all the way down the street.



These next two pics were taken last night and the night before. Private security comes and tries to get them to move but the homeless people pretty much tell them to frick off since legally they can't do anything. "CALL THE frickING SEATTLE POLICE DEPARTMENT" is screamed over and over. If the Seattle Police Department have ever come(and I have called them at least 6 times) I haven't seen them.



Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35239 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:52 pm to
You sure do whine a lot.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:54 pm to
Stop bitching and go attempt to kick their asses you fricking pussy
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:55 pm to
Urinate on them
Posted by tsmi136
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2011
3905 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:56 pm to
"Hey man who are you to tell me how to live my life?"

Should have never moved to the north with those liberals
Posted by APerson
Member since May 2015
3 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:58 pm to
Ha, toss some fireworks down on them or something. Or water balloons; if they are really being annoying
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12953 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:58 pm to
Get a window unit
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:58 pm to
I feel your pain. I believe you are in hell. But this part i am calling bullshite on.

NO

frickING

WAY




quote:

They piss in the alley and it smells like urine. 


The piss smells like urine!?!
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
7370 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:58 pm to
Go downstairs. Give them each a beer. Get their Socials and claim them on your taxes. Profit.

They might as well be your dependents with all their crap you are putting up with.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39506 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 9:59 pm to
I'm not familiar with Seattle but do you live in a decent part of town or no? If you're being serious, hat would piss me off pretty badly. I would truly keep calling the cops. If they are saying they're doing something and writing citations, they should have reason to keep coming back. I'd go tell them I'm gonna throw them in jail if they don't leave.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28899 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:00 pm to
I wondered when I would get to the end of your post.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:00 pm to
Portable AC unit
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24358 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:01 pm to
Offer them some muffin stumps
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33099 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:02 pm to
move somewhere else seattle is a big place
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:03 pm to
Lace weed with poison. Leave it in the alley.

Treat them like a cat problem
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3581 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:04 pm to
Get a couple bottles of skunk scent.
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:04 pm to
Spray them down with wasp spray. Do this as often as you see them. They will stop coming. You'll probably be arrested but it sounds like it's worth it.

Get a good defense attorney and claim mental illness.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36419 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:04 pm to
Looks like you have a sweet living situation. You must be really killing it there!
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24171 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:04 pm to
Piss balloons or a string of 1000+ black cats.

And ate the bums smoking good weed or Mexican dirt weed? I've had many friends that liked when I smoked inside their house, because it smelled so good.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

frick Seattle. Can't wait to move back to the south one day.



quote:

Homeless people living outside my Seattle apartment window driving me insane.





Oh my god he had to deal with homeless people. He just wants to be back on the farm. Such a travesty.
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