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Home invasion in middle of night and all you've got is a set of golf clubs

Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:57 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:57 pm
for self-defense. Which club would you select from the bag to fend off the intruder?

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66427 posts
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Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120257 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to
Sand wedge
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to
Putter. The toe of a putter will cave a skull in almost instantly.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31910 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to
60 Wedge, shortest club, sharpest edge
This post was edited on 3/15/17 at 10:59 pm
Posted by Jtigers99
Holly Beach, USA
Member since Dec 2014
1841 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to
Home invasions are a south Louisiana thing. Thankfully we don't have them in north Louisiana.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16993 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to
I would have to go with the putter.

Posted by arkyhawk
SWMO
Member since Jan 2013
8116 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:59 pm to
Frick that, I'll let the bastard kill me before fricking up my clubs
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36689 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:00 pm to
Putter if a blade. If not, PW/SW
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:01 pm to
I'd grab some tees and go Freddy Krueger on his arse
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:01 pm to
If all I have is a set of clubs to fend off intruders, I tell them to take their time while I grab the bag and head to the range.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:02 pm to
Pitching wedge. Putters too expensive and I don't use my PW too often.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79188 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:03 pm to
3 wood

sweet little baby draw right down the middle of a dudes face
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:04 pm to
Putter for sure. Shorter for more control, catch them with the toe to focus the force over a smaller surface area for optimal skull penetration.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:04 pm to
I have a short baseball bat next to my bed.
allows work in close. solid.




Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
5981 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:05 pm to
7 iron. Drop a few balls on the carpet, take aim, and channel my inner Rodney Dangerfield.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:07 pm to
Good point about the putter, but it's the shortest club (usually) in the bag. Driver would be my choice or 4 iron.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76518 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:08 pm to
1 iron, only God can hit it.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11224 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:08 pm to
I feel like I could do more damage with a wedge than a wood.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:09 pm to
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