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Home invasion in middle of night and all you've got is a set of golf clubs
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:57 pm
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:57 pm
for self-defense. Which club would you select from the bag to fend off the intruder?
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to Paul Allen
Putter. The toe of a putter will cave a skull in almost instantly.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to Paul Allen
60 Wedge, shortest club, sharpest edge
This post was edited on 3/15/17 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to Paul Allen
Home invasions are a south Louisiana thing. Thankfully we don't have them in north Louisiana.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:58 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I would have to go with the putter.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:59 pm to Paul Allen
Frick that, I'll let the bastard kill me before fricking up my clubs
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:00 pm to Paul Allen
Putter if a blade. If not, PW/SW
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:01 pm to Paul Allen
I'd grab some tees and go Freddy Krueger on his arse
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:01 pm to Paul Allen
If all I have is a set of clubs to fend off intruders, I tell them to take their time while I grab the bag and head to the range.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:02 pm to Paul Allen
Pitching wedge. Putters too expensive and I don't use my PW too often.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:03 pm to Paul Allen
3 wood
sweet little baby draw right down the middle of a dudes face
sweet little baby draw right down the middle of a dudes face
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:04 pm to Paul Allen
Putter for sure. Shorter for more control, catch them with the toe to focus the force over a smaller surface area for optimal skull penetration.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:04 pm to Fat and Happy
I have a short baseball bat next to my bed.
allows work in close. solid.
allows work in close. solid.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:05 pm to Paul Allen
7 iron. Drop a few balls on the carpet, take aim, and channel my inner Rodney Dangerfield.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:07 pm to AlbertMeansWell
Good point about the putter, but it's the shortest club (usually) in the bag. Driver would be my choice or 4 iron.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:08 pm to Macavity92
1 iron, only God can hit it.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:08 pm to Paul Allen
I feel like I could do more damage with a wedge than a wood.
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