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High School football team so good that other teams are not willing to play them

Posted on 10/8/16 at 4:14 am
Posted by Placebeaux
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 10/8/16 at 4:14 am
In Everett, Washington, one powerhouse team outscored opponents 170-0 in their first three football games this season. Now other teams in their conference would rather forfeit than get pummeled.

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"We can't put our 5-foot-8, 125-pound quarterback up against their nose tackle who happens to be 6 feet 5 inches and weighs over 330 pounds. He's going to put that kid in the hospital," she said.


Just run more screens and draws to keep that blitz in check.




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Some were even upset that the school didn't forfeit immediately, saying, "Please know that we will not be allowing our sons to suit up for the Archbishop game next Friday the 14th."


This post was edited on 10/8/16 at 4:17 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 4:16 am to
So all the other teams are the U of Forfeit?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 4:18 am to
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So all the other teams are the U of Forfeit?




And a 5'8, 125 lb qb? Damn..they don't grow 'em like we do in the south, apparently.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 4:33 am to
Bunch of pussies if you ask me
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39066 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 4:38 am to
Run that fat bastard from sideline to sideline a few times, then just run off tackle when you see his arse dragging the ground.

Has Coach O contacted this nose guard?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 4:53 am to
Send their team down here. See what happens.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39066 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 5:14 am to
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Send their team down here. See what happens.


Great idea. Two a days in August, followed by opening with John Curtis ought to tune them right up.

Aren't they like in Canada or something?

Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15845 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 5:36 am to
quote:

"We can't put our 5-foot-8, 125-pound quarterback up against




hell they should forfeit the whole season or let the QB go back to junior high.
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 6:30 am to
Stupid, kids are probably pussies as well. Few things as fun as playing someone more physically gifted than you, except Jairus Byrd, frick that guy. Dude scored all 5 td's on us alone.

Posted by Bow08tie
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
4220 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:18 am to
Bring that bad arse football team down South

There are plenty of teams who will accept the challenge
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
70894 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:20 am to
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Stupid, kids are probably pussies as well. Few things as fun as playing someone more physically gifted than you, except Jairus Byrd, frick that guy. Dude scored all 5 td's on us alone.


Nice try. You expect us to believe he was healthy enough to be on the field for five plays?
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:21 am to
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Few things as fun as playing someone more physically gifted than you, except Jairus Byrd, frick that guy.


When I was a teenager (Middle School and High School) the Shelby County (Memphis) Youth Sports passed some special rules over my speediness. I held the state record for the 100 meter and ran Junior Olympic track (sprints: 100, 200, 400) at the national level.

They limited the lead off base in baseball, also some taunting rules (I had entire benches coming after me a couple times LOL). Those were the ones I remember, there were a couple others too. That was in the late 1970's so it wasn't a bunch of weak kids, it was keeping the games competitive really.
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
Member since Oct 2005
4414 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:22 am to
My son's 0-6 team played the number one team in state last night. He was QB, and would no sooner snap the ball and there would be 3 D1 recruits in the backfield.
He just got to the point of snapping the ball and running like hell, getting a pass off when he could. He loved it. The team is constantly outmanned, but they love playing.

Jumped out of bed at 730 AM to go watch film. Was 45-0 at half, and they pulled their starters in 2nd quarter.
This post was edited on 10/8/16 at 8:31 am
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:25 am to
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My son's 0-6 team played the number team in state last night.


You've peaked my interest.
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
Member since Oct 2005
4414 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:29 am to
Oh, I meant #1 !
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:46 am to
Why watch film of that?
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:49 am to
I didn't know they played high school football in Germany...neat!!
Posted by jgoodw318
Bossier City
Member since Sep 2013
1102 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:51 am to
This is why our country is going to hell in a handbasket. Freaking pussies
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:53 am to
Live oak made denham's arse quit...just sayin
Posted by bayoutiger225
Member since Nov 2009
466 posts
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:53 am to
Cool story
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