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re: Have you ever flatly rejected a woman's offer of secks?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:06 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:06 pm to LuckyTiger
Once
She was ok with it , kind of had a weird look on her face. Looking back, I would have hit it .
She was ok with it , kind of had a weird look on her face. Looking back, I would have hit it .
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:11 pm to LuckyTiger
I had a fat chick offer me sex in lieu of payment when I was Ubering last year. Told her to GTFO.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:17 pm to X123F45
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2004, and amazingly beautiful woman wanted me and I was tol stupid to see it. Through immaturity alone I turned it down.
2005 in Northgate tavern and this girl was all over me. And I was all over her. About an hour into the night, with her whispering that she wamted me to tie her up with leather in my car... I bailed. I refused to come back into the bar.
We ended up leaving and the bouncer had to call her a cab, he went in her purse looking for cash and found about a 12 inch fantasy knife. No telling what she would have done had I left with her.
2007, a girl I really liked had me friend zoned with occasional trips into frick buddy land. Her best friend invited me to bed in front her. I told her to give me a few minutes and I never went.we never spoke again. Feel kind of bad because she was a really sweet girl who just loved penis a little too much.
2008, my girlfriend wanted a threesome with the aforementioned friendzone girl. I had told both of them too many different lies and couldn't risk it all meeting and turning on me. No threesome, and I ended up having to drive from thibodaux back to plaquemine because they left me at my car and took my phone. I did 25 the entire way.
2009, I was dating my wife and the ex gf tried to come over. I refused, and recorded her begging for it in case she ever tried to say I did anything. She's married with a kid, weighs 200+, and pretends I was the worst thing that ever happened to her.
2010, girl who friendzoned me wanted one last go. I declined and she didn't talk to me for six years.
2016, she messaged me a few days agp and was obviously having relationship troubles. For her that means an overwhelming desire for dick. I shut it down because I'm happily married... And is thankfully back to not talking to me.
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by Rando
I'm gonna go with "none of this ever happened" for 500, Alex
Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:18 pm to LuckyTiger
Nope,, a good bull don't cull nothing
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:05 am to Grim
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I'm gonna go with "none of this ever happened" for 500, Alex
It never ceases to amaze me that when I post something that is bragging and shows me in a positive light, it gets massive amount of discourse and approval.
Yet, when I mention something that paints me in a rather poor light, you people swear it's a disingenuous attempt at bragging.
Perhaps I should stick with the standard, the only woman I ever turned down was your tranny dad.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:06 am to LuckyTiger
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How did she take it?
In the arse
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:09 am to Lazy But Talented
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She got pissed then tried to hook up with my roommate. He also declined. Then she started calling us gay. She was some mad.
Come on, couldn't have been that bad?
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:11 am to LuckyTiger
Yep.
One will haunt me to my grave.
One will haunt me to my grave.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:15 am to LuckyTiger
Considering the number of emotionally damaged women who grew up with no male role models and the desire for male affection... if you haven't turned down offers of sex from some women you have romanced the shite out of STDs.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:20 am to LuckyTiger
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This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 12:37 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:23 am to LuckyTiger
Put it this way: I REALLY miss my early 20s bartending in Tigerland.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:24 am to ReauxlTide222
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This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 12:50 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:29 am to Titus Pullo
We broke up a while back. We've been hanging out a few times per week for the past 2 months, though.
ETA: "The other day" was about 3 months ago, fwiw.
ETA #2: Seeing as people here would Facebook her, I'm gonna tread lightly
ETA: "The other day" was about 3 months ago, fwiw.
ETA #2: Seeing as people here would Facebook her, I'm gonna tread lightly
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 12:38 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:35 am to LuckyTiger
Numerous times.
It's funny actually, when I was 300+ pounds, I would have settled for a cuddle buddy with the first girl who'd have me. Then I began getting in shape, toning up and so on and over the years, between girls in class and co workers I've had quite a few that I've turned down.
Now to be fair, I wasn't turning down Megan Fox's or Scarlett Johanssons (obviously) but it was always awkward bc when you turn them down, they just want you more.
It's funny actually, when I was 300+ pounds, I would have settled for a cuddle buddy with the first girl who'd have me. Then I began getting in shape, toning up and so on and over the years, between girls in class and co workers I've had quite a few that I've turned down.
Now to be fair, I wasn't turning down Megan Fox's or Scarlett Johanssons (obviously) but it was always awkward bc when you turn them down, they just want you more.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:49 am to ReauxlTide222
My bad.
Edit. But surely I wasn't the only one wondering.
Edit. But surely I wasn't the only one wondering.
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 12:51 am
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:52 am to crazycubes
Senior in HS, got this moderately cute chick in a room during a skip day. Were making out and I made the move.
She said "is that the only reason you brought me here?"
I didn't miss a beat, "is that the only reason you came?"
She thought about it for three seconds and then started back but I shut it down. Still not sure about the decision, probably should have hit it, but my witty response and her reaction is what stands out.
She said "is that the only reason you brought me here?"
I didn't miss a beat, "is that the only reason you came?"
She thought about it for three seconds and then started back but I shut it down. Still not sure about the decision, probably should have hit it, but my witty response and her reaction is what stands out.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:54 am to Mars duMorgue
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Yes. Some freak I met in a FQ bar. Okay looking but quite mentally unstable. And this after knowing her all of 20 minutes.
I bet you missed out on some killer sex with that one brah.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 12:58 am to Titus Pullo
Oh you're fine. We broke up quite a while ago. Only just recently have we started hanging out again. I forgot that people would message her my posts about her(I've never said anything negative about her). Figure the less I talk about her, the better
Posted on 5/27/16 at 1:09 am to ReauxlTide222
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. I forgot that people would message her my posts about her
See that shite just blows my mind so I never think of it.
Posted on 5/27/16 at 1:18 am to Titus Pullo
Yeah it was pretty bizarre...seeing as I've only ever had good things to say about her They weren't even trying to be at the center of some random weekday OT scandal. People would just message her to talk and share my posts with her.
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