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Have you ever felt guilty for being so hot?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:53 pm
There are times I feel like a home wrecker. I imagine a massage therapist wakes up one morning loving her spouse and being ever faithful. She's happy and content never knowing beauty and manliness in its truest form. She wakes up, kisses her beta lover, and goes to work.
Everything is fantastic...until I walk in. My sculpted body. My chiseled features. My unmatched charmed.
For her, in an instant, it all comes crashing down. The facade is lifted. She sees beauty. She knows manliness. Sadly for her...I am taken.
I fend off her advances like Leonidas against the forces of Xerxes. Except I don't die.
Realizing the damage I've caused (yet again), I leave as fast as I can. Another broken heart. Another awakened from the opium of the masses.
I sit here full of guilt but also knowing I have a responsibility to be beautiful. To be hot. I can't shy away from that. But sometimes the tension can weigh me down.
Anyone else feel like this?
Everything is fantastic...until I walk in. My sculpted body. My chiseled features. My unmatched charmed.
For her, in an instant, it all comes crashing down. The facade is lifted. She sees beauty. She knows manliness. Sadly for her...I am taken.
I fend off her advances like Leonidas against the forces of Xerxes. Except I don't die.
Realizing the damage I've caused (yet again), I leave as fast as I can. Another broken heart. Another awakened from the opium of the masses.
I sit here full of guilt but also knowing I have a responsibility to be beautiful. To be hot. I can't shy away from that. But sometimes the tension can weigh me down.
Anyone else feel like this?
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:55 pm to theunknownknight
Some chick bought me a shot of fireball in Odessa Saturday night. That's all I got.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:55 pm to theunknownknight
Are you just looking for another excuse to post your picture on here again?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:55 pm to theunknownknight
Yeah everyday. 
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:56 pm to theunknownknight
24/7/365
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:56 pm to lsunurse
No excuse needed. I've burned the bridges in the cull of transcendence. I need to sit this one out.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:58 pm to Rouge
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:58 pm to theunknownknight
That's some beautiful literature you just wrote.
Have an upvote
Have an upvote
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:59 pm to theunknownknight
I have a unique situation. I'm hot, but I don't know I'm hot, which makes me hotter.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:59 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
Anyone else feel like this?
All the time.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:00 pm to theunknownknight
Too bad you have the personality of a herpes sore.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:00 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
Have you ever felt guilty for being so hot?
i actually busted up an engagement. She was 19 so she shouldn't have been engaged, let alone sleep with a guy the night she met him. And I didn't know it till the next week, when she called me like 20 times.
I can't say that I am that hot though. She lived in Houma, and well the girls there aren't the smartest.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:01 pm to theunknownknight
So you tried to suck your dick again and slipped a disc?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:02 pm to fr33manator
My personality is a fire ablaze in water. A pogo-stick bouncing on the dome of the rock.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:02 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
I leave as fast as I can.
Sounds like you suck at closing.. I like your type though, you go in, build them up, and leave as soon as you realize its real and you have no chance at actually satisfying her. Its when you walk out and the next guy walks in when the fun actually starts.. que the plumber in the porno
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:02 pm to Oates Mustache
Still too small 
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:03 pm to Hickok
I do it for your kind. Your seed must spread within the confines of marriage.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:04 pm to lsunurse
quote:I don't need an excuse,, my pic gets posted all the time
Are you just looking for another excuse to post your picture on here again?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:05 pm to OWLFAN86
Owlie is ridiculously good looking and TOTALLY has male model hair
No joke on the owlie hair
No joke on the owlie hair
Posted on 4/13/16 at 7:06 pm to OWLFAN86
I mustn't. I can't give her what she wants. She must move on.
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