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re: Have you ever been to a brothel ?
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:24 am to meaux5
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:24 am to meaux5
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Wow wtf
Would have never thought that
Unless you're fricking with us and I'm to slow to get the joke
I am not fricking with you. The last time I checked, it was during an "age of consent thread on here", it was the youngest in the world!
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Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:24 am to SG_Geaux
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If you have to pay to get laid you should probably just kill yourself.
Can you cook yourself a good meal? I'm willing to bet you sometimes pay for it anyway though.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:25 am to Ace Midnight
Sort of - and not as a customer.
It is a long story."
Come,come now Old Boy-Out with it!
It is a long story."
Come,come now Old Boy-Out with it!
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:26 am to SG_Geaux
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If you have to pay to get laid you should probably just kill yourself.
r'ad
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:26 am to Donatello
Not a brothel but the red light district in Amsterdam was cool. I was tripping too hard to try a whore though.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:26 am to Donatello
No and don't have any interest either. The whole deal just seems very uncomfortable and the chicks are spooky.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:27 am to SaintCajun
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No but if goes to one in TJ, he might not make it back
Thats BS. I used to run around TJ on my own when I was 10 years old. My parents would eat and shop and me and my friends would walk around the city, we even had guys trying to get us into the strip clubs at that age
. Tourists are off limits there!
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:27 am to lsu480
Well then wtf
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:27 am to lsu480
I'll check it out . Bunny ranch might be too expensive
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:29 am to lsu480
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I used to run around TJ on my own when I was 10 years old.
How old are you now?
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:29 am to Monk
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No and don't have any interest either. The whole deal just seems very uncomfortable and the chicks are spooky.
Dude, their whole job is to make it comfortable. Prudes and their feigned disgust for "women of ill repute"
It's ridiculous.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:30 am to SaintCajun
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How old are you now?
36
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:33 am to meaux5
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Well then wtf
Thats what I said!
Its only 13 in Spain IIRC. I guess they are REALLY liberal when it comes to sex in Europe.....or they are just a bunch of sick pedos! Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:34 am to Monk
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No and don't have any interest either. The whole deal just seems very uncomfortable and the chicks are spooky.
How do you know the chicks are spooky if you have never been? They make you have A LOT of fun!
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:35 am to lsu480
It's changed a lot over the years, but it's slowly getting better
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:35 am to Ironbat31
Are you mocking the OP's piss poor punctuation or did you create another alter to help you troll the OT?
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:35 am to windmill
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Come,come now Old Boy-Out with it!
Okay - picture the scene - Gjilan, Kosova, circa 2003. A young man - a leader of men, actually - has a little bout with insomnia. So, when that terrible idea strikes, "I'll just stay up all night and reset the clock that way - I bet I'll be ready to sleep tomorrow night" - this is the opportunity his team has been waiting for to strike.
We pick that day to go to a particular cafe - down the road from where we usually observe foot traffic. The waitress is a girl (which I did not notice as unusual, because I hadn't slept in about 30 hours - something to note - girls do not wait tables in Kosova, and men do not sell retail goods in stores - unless it is a one-person operation - in larger stores men supervise women selling retail - and men do all the waiting on tables). She has trouble with the order in Serbian and almost dumps the drinks on us when she returns.
The "cafe" manager is a big Turkish guy who is also nervous, but not quite as nervous as the "waitress". While we're there, a car pulls up and a girl leaves the cafe and gets it. Another car comes later and another girl gets out.
Anyway, we leave and my senior NCO says, "Well, sir, did you enjoy your first trip to a brothel?"
Incredulous, and at least a little bit punchy, I replied, "That wasn't a 'brothel'." My Serbian interpreter (female) said, "Of course it was chief. How are you going to have a cafe and the girl doesn't understand Serbian or Albanian? She's Moldavian and only speaks Russian."
Then my poorly functioning brain put all those pieces together and I finally saw the whole puzzle.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:39 am to fr33manator
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Dude, their whole job is to make it comfortable. Prudes and their feigned disgust for "women of ill repute"
No shite Sherlock. Unlike you, there are no moral judgments being made in my post.
Read, think, then post if you must.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:40 am to Ace Midnight
Ah...well chin up Good man, chin up.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 11:44 am to lsu480
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How do you know the chicks are spooky if you have never been?
All I have to go on is the HBO series and assorted imagery used in various media. It's just my general impression. I've never heard a guy say that he met a beautiful non-spooky girl at a whorehouse.
My guess is that there are plenty of pretty escorts but very few pretty girls working at whorehouses.
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