Have you ever been caught by your parents?

They cheered me on when they caught me having sex.

Left a used condom on the floor in my bedroom one afternoon. Took the girl friend home and came home to see my mom with a serious look on her face.
She wanted to talk about the condom. Seems the dog found it and brought it out into the living room and was slinging it around and rolling on it in front of my parents.

My mom found a condom floating in the toilet minutes after I had sex in high school.

It was a bad scene... Girl was still in the house

My mom found a pipe made out of tin foil when I was like a sophomore in high school

Blamed it on a kid my parents already didn't like

It was mine though. I was getting high as frick.

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Have you ever been caught by your parents?

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Thankfully no, there would have been hell to pay.

grandfather walked in on me banging my fiance

And look how well you turned out

My mom is a stupid bitch.

And who cares about me. Randy is all that matters

When I was just a young teen my mom would come walk down the hall and see my door open with a female in my room, she would close the door for us. It would always freak the girls out for some reason since they weren't allowed by their parents to be alone with a boy.

Or when she went to make groceries she would always ask me if I needed condoms since she would always ask my older brother in HS and didn't want me to feel odd. Her asking me as a 13 year old in front of females that had super strict parents would make me feel odd actually.