re: Harley Quinn Costume is offensive? WTF?

Psychology is a load of crock.

Harley Quinn...

Used to date this chick who was rather adventurous, to say the least. But she was an awesome girl and very loyal...and, she was the one right before I met my ex-wife - in fact, my dating of each overlapped for a brief span. Damn, how I wish I should have kept her, but then I wouldn't have my kids... Ah, but I digress...



Back to my story. This chick, whom I'll call Harley, I met through a friend while she was still in Iraq. We talked and traded emails (she would send tons a day) and we managed to talk on the phone quite a bit and as through all conversations, subjects come up and it turned to outfits and the "fun" that goes along with them. I have always like the Harley Quinn character and so did she. Anyway, when she returned from deployment my friend threw a party - we met and hit it off very, very well. So well, in fact she wanted to go out the next night.



So the next night rolls around and we go out. Get totally shitfaced and go back to her apartment. And things get heated. So we go into her room and her bed...she says "I'll be back in a minute." I wait, and wait, and wait. I start thinking WTF is going on...now it really may not have been that long, but when you think you're about to get laid a minute turns into an hour. Before she comes in she says "close your eyes." So I did.



"Open them." And here she is standing before me in a full-on adult Harley Quinn outfit, complete with Harley's hammer. Seems that she brought it because I mentioned my partiality towards Harley Quinn. I strongly suggest looking up adult Harley Quinn outfits. Strongly. And she has the body to wear it. I mean smoking hot. So she is standing there, and in the blink of an eye she cackles and swings the hammer at me with all her might. I manage to roll out of the way and she is just laughing. I roll back over and start to say WTF when she jumps on the bed and straddles me. Sexiest damn thing I have ever seen. Now this girl is strong. Very strong. And proceeds to ride the frick out of me. In her Harley outfit. Man what a night. Kind of ruined it for later women haha.

I'm offended by the lack of creativity in this costume.

Usually, a story like this would include a few pics.

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What's the costume? Where are the photos? This is like a WYHI with no pics. BOOOOOOOOO THIS POSTER

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OP needs to contract dysentery.

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Usually, a story like this would include a few pics.

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It would, but not in this case, sir. I won't. Because we are...still talking