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Handsome gorilla causes women to flock to zoo to see him.

Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:01 pm
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:01 pm
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He’s a male gorilla at Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Japan.
Japan is a strange strange place.

All the images from the article are embedded tweets so it won't let me copy their URL so sorry, no pics right now.

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This post was edited on 6/25/15 at 1:03 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:04 pm to
I mean, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12119 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:04 pm to
I see some bans coming.....
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:05 pm to
The Eric Decker of gorillas
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:08 pm to
Looks more like a George Clooney to me.
Posted by tilco
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22422 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:14 pm to
I mean, that is pretty handsome gorilla.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:17 pm to
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I mean, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating bananas.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:17 pm to
just sayin... those high cheek bones tho
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:19 pm to
I'm an attractive dude, but I can't compete with that gorilla.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:24 pm to
We should set him up with Throatzilla.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72938 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

I mean, that is pretty handsome gorilla.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27392 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:52 pm to
If there is a video of Shabani smashing some japanese girl, I'd watch it in all of its blurry glory.

This kind of proves aesthetics trump dick size.
This post was edited on 6/25/15 at 1:55 pm
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123618 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:52 pm to
"You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick without peeling it?"

"Last night, chimp-chimp jerked me off with his feet."
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:54 pm to
"I've seen you peel banana's with your feet.. I know what you're capable of."

-Chris Hardwick
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:54 pm to
He looks really thoughtful, pensive even. Bitches love pensive nowadays.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29504 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:56 pm to
Would smash



Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:57 pm to
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

Aaoooooo!
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:58 pm to
I have to say, he's actually a very good looking gorilla. I see why women would be attracted to his...face.
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