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lsugrldej8
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Half marathon runner has baby and didn't know she was pregnant

How could someone not know they were pregnant!? Oh and it sounds like she probably got busted for cheating on her husband.

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An aspiring half-marathon runner in Minnesota whose two-hour training session left her with a sore back was stunned to discover that the pain was not due to a pulled muscle or a slipped disc but that she was about to give birth.

Trish Staine says she had no idea she was pregnant. The 33-year-old Duluth mother of three insists she gained no weight, felt no fetal movement - and that her husband has had a vasectomy.


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WikiTiger
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Oh and it sounds like she probably got busted for cheating on her husband.


paternity fraud.

will there be any consequences?


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yankeeundercover
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I blame 3-D porn.


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brewhan davey
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LSUfan4444
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re: Half marathon runner has baby and didn't know she was pregnant
Okay, as a runner I request you change the title. A half marathon is not a marathon....its a half marathon.

And just because you have aspirations of running a half marathon doesn't make you a half marathoner...otherwise, I would be a millionaire.

As far as the baby....thats crazy. I guess she didn't consult her physician before starting an exercise routine.



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Mo Jeaux
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Oh and it sounds like she probably got busted for cheating on her husband.



Yep.


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Jack Daniel
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re: Half marathon runner has baby and didn't know she was pregnant
If she is a Marathon runner she must be skinny, how did she have a 6 pound baby and not show??


OldSouth
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Okay, as a runner I request you change the title. A half marathon is not a marathon....its a half marathon.

Do you have one of these on your car?

Image: http://www.marathon-training-program.com/image-files/bump_big_26.2_plain.jpg


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Do you have one of these on your car?
10-1 he does


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Jet12
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A runner? She must still be overweight somehow, because even without weight gain, a 6.5-pound baby's gotta make space somewhere.

And either she cheated or she had sex with her husband when his pipes weren't totally cleared out yet (or the vasectomy wasn't done properly or something).

I couldn't imagine a bigger suprise though.


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LSUfan4444
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re: Half marathon runner has baby and didn't know she was pregnant
Nope...but I do have one of these on the back of my truck (I was just joking about the half vs full thing though)

Image: http://d30z0xpy8k2r6h.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/135x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/d/mdot-red-decal-cling.jpg


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veerbone
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re: Half marathon runner has baby and didn't know she was pregnant
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Okay, as a runner I request you change the title. A half marathon is not a marathon....its a half marathon.

And just because you have aspirations of running a half marathon doesn't make you a half marathoner...otherwise, I would be a millionaire.

As far as the baby....thats crazy. I guess she didn't consult her physician before starting an exercise routine.



Image: http://rlv.zcache.com/marathon_0_0_i_dont_run_oval_sticker-ra4f5cfde6a0e49ee87d8ef18526a1942_v9wz7_8byvr_512.jpg



And proud of it...


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TDsngumbo
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LSUfan4444
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pooponsaban
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She's a skinny runner broad who doesn't have her period.


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Jet12
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As far as the baby....thats crazy. I guess she didn't consult her physician before starting an exercise routine.


Don't they just ask "Are you pregnant?" She was probably so sure the vasectomy worked, and not having pregnancy symptoms, she could answer "No" pretty confidently and that was it. Unless they'd still make her take a pregnancy test or something.


Salmon
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If she is a Marathon runner she must be skinny, how did she have a 6 pound baby and not show??



plenty of fat people "run" half marathons

it just takes them 3 hours


777Tiger
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re: Half marathon runner has baby and didn't know she was pregnant
did the baby weigh 13lbs. 1oz.?


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LSUfan4444
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re: Half marathon runner has baby and didn't know she was pregnant
I'm not a woman so I don't know what they do for their checkups. I imagine basic bloodwork and such.


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