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Had an awful nightmare last night
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:41 am
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:41 am
Forgot to check in for my Southwest flight so got stuck with position C20
Had to sit in middle seat between a smelly hippie chick holding her cat and a black BBW that looked like Lizzo on a 4 hour flight from MSY-LAX.
I woke up in a cold sweat. Quite a harrowing experience.
Any good dreams lately for you baws?
Had to sit in middle seat between a smelly hippie chick holding her cat and a black BBW that looked like Lizzo on a 4 hour flight from MSY-LAX.
I woke up in a cold sweat. Quite a harrowing experience.
Any good dreams lately for you baws?
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:45 am to Cosmo
Nobody wants to hear about someone else's dream.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:46 am to Cosmo
I dreamed I was balls deep in your wife. Wait...that wasn’t a dream.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:46 am to Chuker
quote:
Nobody wants to hear about someone else's dream.
Well...that's not true.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:48 am to Cosmo
I was laying in bed last night and i drifted off to sleep and I had a dream that we where beating Bingville 14-3 but I woke up kind of sad ,but I cheered up when I realized that it was only a dream, because I know we can beat Bingville by way more than that.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:49 am to Cosmo
I had a nightmare that I flew Southwest.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:49 am to Cosmo
Flying commercial does sound like a nightmare, I feel your pain
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:49 am to Cosmo
I realized I hadn't been to class all semester.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:49 am to Cosmo
I had a wake up screaming nightmare last night, worst I’ve had in a while. An opossum had gotten in the house, and I went to grab my .22 to kill it, but decided I didn’t want to shoot it in the house so I grabbed a cutlass and a broom instead.
It was under a table and when I tried to get it out I saw it had an almost skeletal face.
Then it scurried and somehow got the high ground.
It pounced on my face and began to bite, and I fell back onto the loveseat, paralyzed.
I couldn’t do anything as it gnawed on my face. And everyone just sat there staring. Not doing anything. Finally through force of will I was able to muster the wherewithal to grab it and tear it from my face, then I woke up screaming.
It was so real
I wonder what it means
It was under a table and when I tried to get it out I saw it had an almost skeletal face.
Then it scurried and somehow got the high ground.
It pounced on my face and began to bite, and I fell back onto the loveseat, paralyzed.
I couldn’t do anything as it gnawed on my face. And everyone just sat there staring. Not doing anything. Finally through force of will I was able to muster the wherewithal to grab it and tear it from my face, then I woke up screaming.
It was so real
I wonder what it means
This post was edited on 12/27/19 at 8:08 am
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:51 am to Cosmo
A couple of nights ago I had a dream that I got to a restaurant late to meet my family. It was towards the end of the meal. I get handed the check and see my wife ordered 2 slices of cheese cake for appetizers and it was $71 for the 2 slices. I asked how much a whole cheese cake was and the lady said $72. I was pissed. Yelled at the manager for a while about how ridiculous their prices were and why is it basically the same price for 2 slices as it is for the whole thing. She said let me go see what I can do and came back a few minutes later and took $2.50 off the total. I’m still pissed about that one.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:51 am to fr33manator
I think that one means your gay.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 7:55 am to fr33manator
quote:
I had a wake up screaming nightmare last night, worst I’ve had in a while. An opossum had gotten in the house, and I went to grab my .22 to kill it, but decided I didn’t want to shoot it in the house so I grabbed a cutlass and a broom instead.
It was under a table and when I tried to get it out I saw it had an almost skeletal face.
Then it scurried and somehow got the high ground.
It pounced on my face and began to bite, and I fell back onto the loveseat, paralyzed.
Thought I would quote this since it's a lengthy post by you the DID NOT include some overwrought insult of Oweo.
On topic...I hope Cosmo's dream come true.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:00 am to Cosmo
A giant Octopus stood up on 2 of it's things and latched onto my arm. Wouldn't let go. Screaming in pain. Son heard me and beat it to death with a baseball bat.
The drugs I had taken may have contributed.
The drugs I had taken may have contributed.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:02 am to Cosmo
I had a dream that there was a shooting in my neighborhood and I was sure I would be next. Woke in a cold sweat and only calmed down after I remembered that I live in St. George.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:17 am to Cosmo
I'd flirt with the black chick and see if it pissed Hipster McServicecat off.
Even a fat black woman is better than that shite.
Even a fat black woman is better than that shite.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 8:32 am to Cosmo
quote:There is a National Geographic documentary on the challenge of climbing out of Lizzo's arse. Must miss TV.
Had to sit in middle seat between a smelly hippie chick holding her cat and a black BBW that looked like Lizzo on a 4 hour flight from MSY-LAX.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:02 am to Cosmo
i lived on elm street one time. Nightmares were a bitch.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:14 am to HubbaBubba
In my spiritual practice (advaitayana, adidam) these things relate to dream time.
1. How did you feel about the apparent dream issues as it went along?
2. You are not the one who wakes or dreams or sleeps.
You are consciousness, mere witness.
3. I rarely remember my dreams.
When i do, i think, my next lifetime is going to be the shits because my practice was shite in that dream.
And for a day or two im more serious.
1. How did you feel about the apparent dream issues as it went along?
2. You are not the one who wakes or dreams or sleeps.
You are consciousness, mere witness.
3. I rarely remember my dreams.
When i do, i think, my next lifetime is going to be the shits because my practice was shite in that dream.
And for a day or two im more serious.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:16 am to Cosmo
I'd have finger banged both of them.
Any dream can be a wet dream with a little effort.
Any dream can be a wet dream with a little effort.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:17 am to Cosmo
I dreamed I had to fly commercial once too. Scary as shite
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