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re: Guy allegedly fingerbangs T-Swift, selling sniffs on Craigslist (nsfw)

Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66400 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

deflowering her


This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 1:52 pm
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 1:51 pm to
The Ziploc bag picture made me lol, though.
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:02 pm to
This guy needs a good old fashioned arse whipping
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:17 pm to
fool me once, shame on you....
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:45 pm to
It this joke hasnt been used yet..

I know where my 1.4 billion would be going to.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:49 pm to
anyone can fake this...starkist can and some sweet pea lotion and you could fool people
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

anyone can fake this...starkist can and some sweet pea lotion and you could fool people


what kind of disgusting trailer trash are you dipping your fat fingers into?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Choctaw


Off subject, just have to ask and have wondered from time to time if you are a member of one of the 3 federally recognized choctaw tribes? If so,
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

what kind of disgusting trailer trash are you dipping your fat fingers into?


whoa whoa whoa...I don't have fat fingers
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24608 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:13 pm to
He's a lefty
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

Off subject, just have to ask and have wondered from time to time if you are a member of one of the 3 federally recognized choctaw tribes? If so,



i'm not....but i had family that was part of the Jena tribe. that was way way before they received federal recognition though.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45384 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

alleged virgin

She gave her V card to Jake Gyllenhall.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:00 pm to
Guy in my office just walked in to request off for a funeral as I opened this thread... I laughed hysterically and quickly adjusted focus however the entire time he explained the date and time I was trying everything I could to keep a straight face. Now I feel like an arse. Thanks for being my daily entertainment.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82300 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:03 pm to
There's no way that John Mayer didn't hit that first the dude is a master cocksman
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68435 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

2 fingers in an alleged virgin? Impressive.


How old are you?
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6223 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:25 pm to
What the frick
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:43 pm to
I mean, if the worst thing possible is I smell a guy's finger for $5, then that's an OK gamble.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120449 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:01 pm to
Better gamble than powerball.

Id say i have a better chance at fingerbanging taytay than winning powerball
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:14 pm to
Bet it has the sweet smell of a mild honey and cucumber
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120449 posts
Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:30 pm to
Bet it smells like the inside of my mommas purse
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