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Gump loses arse pistol at jail book in...
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:01 pm
Have fun with this...
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A stolen handgun was recovered by Alabama authorities when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a jail search early Tuesday , according to AL.com.
Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a public intoxication charge when the weapon fell from his body. "I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers," the website reported, citing a corrections officer's report.
When he arrived at the jail, officers noticed Roberts appeared to be walking "strangely," a spokesman said. While being searched, Roberts stumbled and the pistol fell from his body cavity. The gun, a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100, was not loaded.
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:02 pm to jbgleason
They should use his own gun to put him down. fricking idiot.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:03 pm to jbgleason
So he had a $100 pistol clenched between his butt cheeks? 
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:03 pm to jbgleason
green hair joker wannabe
Posted on 3/28/17 at 3:04 pm to jbgleason
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Elkmont
lol
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:09 pm to jbgleason
Only logical answer for what this guy needs...
buckwheats.
buckwheats.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:09 pm to jbgleason
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The gun, a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100, was not loaded.
wth was the purpose of having it then?
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:19 pm to jbgleason
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fell from an inmate's body cavity
Baw, that's not what they meant when they told you to "pack your suitcase."
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:21 pm to jbgleason
Why did he have an unloaded gun stuck up his arse?
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:21 pm to MorbidTheClown
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green hair joker wannabe
I think that's just the lighting in the room/from the pic..
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:25 pm to jbgleason
Roll tahd!
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:27 pm to jbgleason
Was it a hazing incident...? 
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:54 pm to jbgleason
That .380 is a shitty gun.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 4:56 pm to jbgleason
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a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100, was not loaded.
That's an heirloom quality weapon any collector would be proud to own.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 5:15 pm to jbgleason
No! No! No! This song is I shot the sheriff.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 5:36 pm to OweO
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Why did he have an unloaded gun stuck up his arse?
If I'm sticking a gun up my arse you can bet it won't be loaded
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