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Good Morning *Weekend Edition*
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:15 am
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:15 am
Rise and Shine folks
Joke is presented by Hangit
I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "What was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman. Breakfast was my idea."
Joke is presented by Hangit
I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "What was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman. Breakfast was my idea."
This post was edited on 12/30/17 at 5:16 am
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:18 am to Nado Jenkins83
Morning PB, Nado.....
45 mins and it's bacon and eggs....
45 mins and it's bacon and eggs....
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:20 am to pioneerbasketball
Good Morning Gang
Happy Saturday
Happy Saturday
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:21 am to pioneerbasketball
Good morning and Happy 6th day of Christmas!
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:21 am to pioneerbasketball
Good Morning. Chickory blend,Bourgeois Boudin burrito, and 3 eggs.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:27 am to mpar98
Morning people.
Hell, I need to go back to bed. Looks like I am coming down with a cold. Dam fever sucks. Makes ones nuts hang to your knees.
Hell, I need to go back to bed. Looks like I am coming down with a cold. Dam fever sucks. Makes ones nuts hang to your knees.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:27 am to fishfighter
Hey fish, did y’all get any ducks yesterday?
ETA: And the nut thing’s got more to do with your years on the planet.
ETA: And the nut thing’s got more to do with your years on the planet.
This post was edited on 12/30/17 at 4:29 am
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:35 am to Bullfrog
Sure did. Had one of my grand nieces that shot her first duck. We end up with 6 woodies.
Suppose to take my daughter this morning. Only reason as to why I am not heading back to bed. This will be another fast hunt. Could of easy shot 20 birds yesterday. They were thick.
Suppose to take my daughter this morning. Only reason as to why I am not heading back to bed. This will be another fast hunt. Could of easy shot 20 birds yesterday. They were thick.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:37 am to fishfighter
Woodies are good eating.
Good luck today.
She’ll remember that forever.
Good luck today.
She’ll remember that forever.
This post was edited on 12/30/17 at 4:39 am
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:39 am to Bullfrog
quote:
ETA: And the nut thing’s got more to do with your years on the planet.
I was about to post the same thing.
Luckily, i'm not an old fart.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:41 am to pioneerbasketball
But if you’re lucky, you will experience the very same thing.
If you’re not lucky, your tombstone can read, “At least his nuts stayed up”
This post was edited on 12/30/17 at 4:43 am
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:42 am to pioneerbasketball
Wish it was the weekend for me. Two more days of work.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:46 am to Bullfrog
Hey now, leave my old sack out of this.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:51 am to Bullfrog
I'm 19 years old, so I have a long ways to go. :Boo:
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:52 am to pioneerbasketball
Redfish fishing today
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:55 am to pioneerbasketball
I know what you mean. I’m 14 but this place will accelerate your growth curve.
Posted on 12/30/17 at 4:58 am to fishfighter
quote:
I am coming down with a cold.
Me too but still going to geaux try to kill some Reds and specs and what ever wants to jump on my hook.
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