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re: Good Morning *Rise and Shine Thread*

Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:35 am to
You're the dumbass
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:35 am to
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I am just trying to identify your type to see if I could ever be your wingman.


Are you by chance a contortionist? Because I think it would take someone of that flexibility to handle the particular job.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:36 am to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:37 am to
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Lester's a big baby and always giving me shite

Posted by Paige
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:38 am to
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:40 am to
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Oh, and a scalp massager.


Was it one of those copper wire things that looks like a bird cage with a handle? Because those things make me almost piss myself.

This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 9:42 am
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:42 am to
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Because those things make me almost piss myself.


Wait till you get my age...the list is long and no need for "almost"
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:43 am to
greetings old friend
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:44 am to
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Are you by chance a contortionist? Because I think it would take someone of that flexibility to handle the particular job.


I'm girthy. And that's enough.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:46 am to
Greetings Mr. H, hope you are well.

Cades, it is snowing in Boone again. I may not make it up there to meet you guys...you know where the key is.
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:49 am to
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tongue lashing,


Now you're talking.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:49 am to
Cousin Brag is Pringles can

Uncle Cades is tuna fish can
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:49 am to
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.you know where the key is.


Under the garden gnome that is mooning everyone? Those things give me the lols every time.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:52 am to
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Under the garden gnome that is mooning everyone? Those things give me the lols every time.


Close. We went with the Good, Bad, and Ugly strategy. We put it under the gnome beside the mooning gnome.

Don't tell anyone though.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:53 am to
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Uncle Cades is tuna fish can


Naw. I'm more like a Dinty Moore Beef Stew. Give me a little credit.




This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 9:56 am
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:56 am to
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:57 am to
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We put it under the gnome beside the mooning gnome.


The mooning gnome is named Arch Stanton? Because that would be awesome!
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:00 am to
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The mooning gnome is named Arch Stanton? Because that would be awesome!


Yeah, but his buddy is Unknown...

DPH, that one is even painted in ASU (AppState) colors...very nice. Not that nasty Orange color some schools use.
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:06 am to
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Yeah, but his buddy is Unknown...


That guy was funny a long time ago. Then he IRL'd Picc right in the 'giner and things went to shite for him. Much like Indy. I see a pattern.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:11 am to
The vagine can def. mess a life up. I know my wife thinks this. Apparently she has been looking out for me by putting me in the zone.
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