Going to the Waste Management in Phoenix next week

You're a janitor?

The driving range is usually a good place to get autographs and memorabilia (gloves and balls). If Ernie Els is there, go watch him on the range. It's a thing of beauty to watch. (so is Vijay Singh)

Please take some pics and do an OT style review when you get back. This is on my to do list and I would be interested to hear from someone from here that has been.

Boo Keegan Bradley for his terrible pre shot routine and Beer showers!

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Every time a golfer swings scream at the top of your lungs "Get in the Hole".

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Nah, yell "Nice Ball" to be edgy, or "Ba Ba Booey" to come off looking like a complete idiot.

Step 1- Bring Mardi Gras beads
Step 2- Throw them to women for tit show
Step 3- Take pictures
Step 4- Repeat 2 &3
Step 5- Create altar
Step 6- Post to the OT and take your banning like a man.

Or

Step 1- Bring Mardi Gras beads
Step 2- Throw them to the players and caddies on 16.
Step 3- Go shirtless with your TD name painted on your chest.
Step 4- Get on TV

I've been. The tournament is awesome and there are concerts/parties every night. If you see a guy walking around in a blazer looking like a pimp with a thunderbird necklace SUCK UP TO HIM. Those guys put on the tournament and can literally walk into ANYTHING and bring guests in for free. My friend that hosted us is friends with a Thunderbird so we got VIP treatment via him.


The course is actual fairly calm outside of 15-18. Those are all good holes and fun to watch. The best spot on the course is near the green on 16 in the stands with a view of the driveable par 4 17th.

About the Thunderbirds

I'm actually going with Boo. Long time friend.

Taking your Company Vehicle and working the event?

It's awesome...Saturday attendance was 180,000, and way more than half were hot Arizona chicks. Get hammered and have fun. Get there early for 16, like an hour to 1 1/2 hour wait. It is first come first serve.