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Goddamn It Panda Express!
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:58 pm
Can anyone explain to me how you name a dish that is 10% Mushroom, 70% Zucchini, and 20% Chicken "Mushroom Chicken"?
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:59 pm to Green Chili Tiger
They are obviously pandering to the minorities.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:59 pm to Green Chili Tiger
To be fair, it's called mushroom chicken not chicken with a few mushrooms. Stop being fat. Eat your fungus.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:59 pm to Green Chili Tiger
This is why suicide rates are so damn high.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:00 pm to Barf
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To be fair, it's called mushroom chicken not chicken with a few mushrooms. Stop being fat. Eat your fungus.
You didn't pay attention to the percentages I listed at all, did you?
The chicken is fine, there's not enough mushrooms, and there's more zucchini than the rec-room at a convent.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:01 pm to Green Chili Tiger
People are dying from cancer and your bitching about Chinese food
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:03 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Actually, it's 99% salt
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:04 pm to Green Chili Tiger
we need a food board
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Unless you're in an airport, there's no good reason to eat at Panda Express. There's a local Chinese joint in half the strip malls/shopping centers in Baton Rouge. All of 'em are better than Panda Express.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to Green Chili Tiger
it's the same reason that restaurants name a sandwich "guacamole sandwich" and then put a half teaspoon of guac on it. the name sells the sandwich, the expensive ingredients are minimized as much as possible, and as long as there is at least some, you can't be sued.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to Walt OReilly
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People are dying from cancer and your bitching about Chinese food
Oh come on! I'm eating from there right now and even I know it's not chinese food.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:07 pm to timbo
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Unless you're in an airport, there's no good reason to eat at Panda Express. There's a local Chinese joint in half the strip malls/shopping centers in Baton Rouge. All of 'em are better than Panda Express.
Orange chicken says frick you
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:08 pm to jamboybarry
Man who beat off in wallet cum into money
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:10 pm to jamboybarry
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Orange chicken says frick you
Honey Walnut Shrimp agrees.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:11 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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10% Mushroom, 70% Zucchini, and 20% Chicken
More like 2% mushroom, 10% zucchini, 3% chicken, and 85% MSG
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:14 pm to terd ferguson
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85% MSG
Hey now, don't knock MSG. That shite makes everything taste better.
That's why this is so good:
Pure MSG baby.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:15 pm to Black n Gold
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They are obviously panda-ing to the minorities.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:16 pm to timbo
For fast, cheap Chinese, I like panda. The food seems much fresher and less questionable than the strip mall joints that are all the same. You can actually see them prep the food. No back room recycling, no stuff reheated over and again.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 2:17 pm
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