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Goddamn It Panda Express!

Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:58 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:58 pm
Can anyone explain to me how you name a dish that is 10% Mushroom, 70% Zucchini, and 20% Chicken "Mushroom Chicken"?
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:59 pm to
They are obviously pandering to the minorities.
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:59 pm to
To be fair, it's called mushroom chicken not chicken with a few mushrooms. Stop being fat. Eat your fungus.
Posted by arseinclarse
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Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:59 pm to
This is why suicide rates are so damn high.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:00 pm to
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To be fair, it's called mushroom chicken not chicken with a few mushrooms. Stop being fat. Eat your fungus.


You didn't pay attention to the percentages I listed at all, did you?

The chicken is fine, there's not enough mushrooms, and there's more zucchini than the rec-room at a convent.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124393 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:01 pm to
People are dying from cancer and your bitching about Chinese food
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29239 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:03 pm to
Actually, it's 99% salt
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:04 pm to
we need a food board
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7314 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to
Unless you're in an airport, there's no good reason to eat at Panda Express. There's a local Chinese joint in half the strip malls/shopping centers in Baton Rouge. All of 'em are better than Panda Express.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to
it's the same reason that restaurants name a sandwich "guacamole sandwich" and then put a half teaspoon of guac on it. the name sells the sandwich, the expensive ingredients are minimized as much as possible, and as long as there is at least some, you can't be sued.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117696 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to
And the rent.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:05 pm to
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People are dying from cancer and your bitching about Chinese food


Oh come on! I'm eating from there right now and even I know it's not chinese food.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98957 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:06 pm to
Thanks Obama!
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Unless you're in an airport, there's no good reason to eat at Panda Express. There's a local Chinese joint in half the strip malls/shopping centers in Baton Rouge. All of 'em are better than Panda Express.


Orange chicken says frick you
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:08 pm to
Man who beat off in wallet cum into money
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Orange chicken says frick you


Honey Walnut Shrimp agrees.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
108741 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:11 pm to
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10% Mushroom, 70% Zucchini, and 20% Chicken


More like 2% mushroom, 10% zucchini, 3% chicken, and 85% MSG
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:14 pm to
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85% MSG


Hey now, don't knock MSG. That shite makes everything taste better.

That's why this is so good:



Pure MSG baby.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9857 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:15 pm to
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They are obviously panda-ing to the minorities.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6254 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:16 pm to
For fast, cheap Chinese, I like panda. The food seems much fresher and less questionable than the strip mall joints that are all the same. You can actually see them prep the food. No back room recycling, no stuff reheated over and again.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 2:17 pm
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