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Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:08 am
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:08 am
Morning all
JOTD
Taxing discussion
At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an auditor to go over the return of a synagogue.
While checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "Though churches and synagogues are tax exempted, I notice you declared a lot of candles as office expenses."
"True," noted the Rabbi. "But we save the candle drippings and send them back to the candle makers. Every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. He continued, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these unleavened bread purchases?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect the bread crumbs and send them back to the bakers. Every now and then they send us a free box of unleavened bread."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" he asks facetiously.
"Here, too, we do not waste." answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue office and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
JOTD
Taxing discussion
At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an auditor to go over the return of a synagogue.
While checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, "Though churches and synagogues are tax exempted, I notice you declared a lot of candles as office expenses."
"True," noted the Rabbi. "But we save the candle drippings and send them back to the candle makers. Every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. He continued, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these unleavened bread purchases?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect the bread crumbs and send them back to the bakers. Every now and then they send us a free box of unleavened bread."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" he asks facetiously.
"Here, too, we do not waste." answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue office and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
This post was edited on 1/2/24 at 4:12 am
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:14 am to dyslexiateechur
Goodmorning from Mississippi Gulf coast
This post was edited on 1/8/24 at 5:38 am
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:37 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks.
The daylight is still hiding, but coc#1 is raring to go.
The daylight is still hiding, but coc#1 is raring to go.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:54 am to dyslexiateechur
morning teech...morning gang...
AM50 did you get your RV stuck again?...
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:57 am to farad
Her name is swampbuggy and yes up to her axles.
This post was edited on 1/2/24 at 5:09 am
Posted on 1/2/24 at 5:23 am to Armymann50
quote:
yes up to her axles.
Sounds like she needs new shoes.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 5:33 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
Back on track with Taco Tuesday
Hope y’all had a great farewell party to 23! Here’s to the best to come for us in 24.
Back on track with Taco Tuesday
Hope y’all had a great farewell party to 23! Here’s to the best to come for us in 24.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 5:42 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning. Looking forward to a quiet day around here.
This post was edited on 1/2/24 at 8:45 am
Posted on 1/2/24 at 5:46 am to dyslexiateechur
Gm early risers.
c1, book, and the quiet of the morning. My favorite time of day.
c1, book, and the quiet of the morning. My favorite time of day.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 6:04 am to Armymann50
Good Morning. Armymannn looks like the old man from StarWars.
Posted on 1/2/24 at 6:10 am to Bigfishchoupique
Yoda or jaba the hud?
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