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Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:00 am
Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:00 am
Today in History: December 20
0069 Vespians's supporters enter Rome and discover Vitellius in hiding. He is dragged through the streets before being brutally murdered.
1803 French flag lowered in New Orleans to mark the formal transfer of the Louisiana Purchase from France to USA, purchased for $15M
1924 Adolf Hitler is released from prison after serving less than one year of a five year sentence for treason.
1933 The German government announces 400,000 citizens are to be sterilized because of hereditary defects.
1963 Four thousand cross the Berlin Wall to visit relatives under a 17-day Christmas accord.
1989 U.S. troops invade Panama to oust General Manuel Noriega and replace him with Guillermo Endara.
1999 Portugal returns Macau to China
2007 Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest monarch in the history of the UK; previously, that honor belonged to Queen Victoria.
2019 United States Space Force founded, an armed forces branch dedicated to space warfare
2020 European countries begin closing their borders to the UK after news of a faster-spreading variant of COVID-19 across London and the south-east
2022 The ruling Taliban suspend university education for female students in Afghanistan, part of a wider crackdown on women's rights in the country
Born on December 20
1868 Harvey Firestone, industrialist and tire maker.
1948 Alan Parsons, musician (The Alan Parsons Project); producer who was involved with The Beatles' Abbey Road and Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon.
JOTD
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:14 am to Armymann50
Morning sir. Drove all day, stopped at watering hole before I went home and surprised wife. She told me she wished I would have stayed where I was, and don’t touch me until 5am.
This post was edited on 12/20/23 at 4:18 am
Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:23 am to Capt ST
I used to tell my Soldiers a dime in the phone saves the home. Never surprise visit your spouse.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:31 am to Armymann50
Good morning, Jethro's and Ellie's.
coc#1 is lazy this morning. Perhaps a little shock therapy would perk it up?
coc#1 is lazy this morning. Perhaps a little shock therapy would perk it up?
Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:34 am to Armymann50
As my sergeant told me, you don’t won’t to find them the way you left them, freshly fricked.
I was going to stop midway for the night, but being on nights for last 2.5 months, I wouldn’t get any sleep.
I was going to stop midway for the night, but being on nights for last 2.5 months, I wouldn’t get any sleep.
Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:37 am to Armymann50
Morning All, home in SW La. for Christmas still on Nova Scotia time…
Posted on 12/20/23 at 4:40 am to Hangit
morning gang...
even with all the bs going on in life...it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...
Posted on 12/20/23 at 5:17 am to justaniceguy
Welcome to the show
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justaniceguy
Posted on 12/20/23 at 5:21 am to Armymann50
I just learned from last night's LNST that sitting on the porch, sipping the purple drank, and waiting on the gubmint check to hit the mailbox, is now considered conservative.
WHodathunkit?
WHodathunkit?
Posted on 12/20/23 at 5:45 am to Armymann50
Good Morning Humans
My countdown has begun!
1-Wednesday
2-Thursday
3-Friday
4-Saturday
5-Sunday Christmas Eve
6-Christmas Day
Hope y’all have an enjoyable home stretch and friends a family are able to get together and spend quality time.
Baby
My countdown has begun!
1-Wednesday
2-Thursday
3-Friday
4-Saturday
5-Sunday Christmas Eve
6-Christmas Day
Hope y’all have an enjoyable home stretch and friends a family are able to get together and spend quality time.
Baby
Posted on 12/20/23 at 5:55 am to Bullfrog
The Christmas glide!
Easy day ahead and probably off until next Tuesday.
Good morning indeed!
Easy day ahead and probably off until next Tuesday.
Good morning indeed!
Posted on 12/20/23 at 5:58 am to bigberg2000
I’ve got 2 more days til my last 3 days off for the month of December. I’m getting sick of OT.
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