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Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:04 am
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:04 am
Morning all
JOTD
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
JOTD
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
This post was edited on 11/27/23 at 4:09 am
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Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:06 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning. 
Tinka to the vet this morning for a check-up.
Tinka to the vet this morning for a check-up.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:07 am to dyslexiateechur
Mawnin y’all
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:20 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning. Had to get up at 3:45 to take the husband and kid to the airport. I'm sleepy.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:32 am to HoustonChick86
Good Mornin'! 
Wake Up!
Word of the Day - opulent : rich and superior in quality
Fun Fact: Research has shown that drinking coffee may decrease cognitive decline and neurodegenerative disorders.
176 - Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius grants his son Commodus aged 15 the rank of Imperator. Everything then went down the toilet. His reign is commonly thought to mark the end of a golden age of peace and prosperity in the history of the Roman Empire
1807 - Portuguese Royal Family and its court of nearly 15,000 people leave Lisbon for their colony of Brazil to escape invading Napoleonic troops
1920 - "The Mark of Zorro" directed by Fred Niblo and starring Douglas Fairbanks is shown in New York - 1st American superhero film
1934 - Bank robber Baby Face Nelson and two FBI agents die in a shoot-out in Barrington, Illinois
1938 - Bergen County (New Jersey) sheriff's department arrests American singer Frank Sinatra (23) on charge of "seduction", later withdrawn and amended to adultery, and shortly thereafter case dismissed
1941 - USSR begins a counter offensive, causes Germany to retreat
1951 - 1st rocket to intercept an airplane at White Sands, New Mexico
1971 - Soviet Mars 2 becomes 1st spacecraft to crash land on Mars
1991 - Undertaker beats Hulk Hogan to become new WWF champ
2005 - First partial human face transplant is completed for Isabelle Dinoire in Amiens, France.
2013 - "Frozen", the highest-grossing animated film of all time, starring Idina Menzel and Kristen Bell, is released
Happy Birthday to Bruce Lee (d.73), Jimi Hendrix (d.70), Urkel! (b. 76)
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
-George Carlin
In recognition of the TD christmas lights here's a naughty elf....
Wake Up! Word of the Day - opulent : rich and superior in quality
Fun Fact: Research has shown that drinking coffee may decrease cognitive decline and neurodegenerative disorders.
176 - Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius grants his son Commodus aged 15 the rank of Imperator. Everything then went down the toilet. His reign is commonly thought to mark the end of a golden age of peace and prosperity in the history of the Roman Empire
1807 - Portuguese Royal Family and its court of nearly 15,000 people leave Lisbon for their colony of Brazil to escape invading Napoleonic troops
1920 - "The Mark of Zorro" directed by Fred Niblo and starring Douglas Fairbanks is shown in New York - 1st American superhero film
1934 - Bank robber Baby Face Nelson and two FBI agents die in a shoot-out in Barrington, Illinois
1938 - Bergen County (New Jersey) sheriff's department arrests American singer Frank Sinatra (23) on charge of "seduction", later withdrawn and amended to adultery, and shortly thereafter case dismissed
1941 - USSR begins a counter offensive, causes Germany to retreat
1951 - 1st rocket to intercept an airplane at White Sands, New Mexico
1971 - Soviet Mars 2 becomes 1st spacecraft to crash land on Mars
1991 - Undertaker beats Hulk Hogan to become new WWF champ
2005 - First partial human face transplant is completed for Isabelle Dinoire in Amiens, France.
2013 - "Frozen", the highest-grossing animated film of all time, starring Idina Menzel and Kristen Bell, is released
Happy Birthday to Bruce Lee (d.73), Jimi Hendrix (d.70), Urkel! (b. 76)
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
-George Carlin
In recognition of the TD christmas lights here's a naughty elf....
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:39 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all
Posted on 11/27/23 at 4:48 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning everyone
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:01 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:18 am to Bigfishchoupique
Good morning 
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:22 am to dyslexiateechur
gm y’all…
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:22 am to dyslexiateechur
morning gang...
tough getting back to work after being off a week...
retirement is getting closer...
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:32 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:47 am to farad
In the stand at 0540. Bright full moon no wind, 36 degrees St Helena Parish .308
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:49 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:52 am to Papa Tigah
Good morning all…busy day on leave today
Posted on 11/27/23 at 5:56 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 11/27/23 at 6:03 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin all. 
Best wishes for Tinka, Hangit.
Best wishes for Tinka, Hangit.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 6:13 am to DeCat ODahouse
Thanks Decat
It is a check-up just to be sure she is OK. They could not finish last time because she decided she had enough and tried to bite a few folks.
She is already sedated this time.
It is a check-up just to be sure she is OK. They could not finish last time because she decided she had enough and tried to bite a few folks.
She is already sedated this time.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 6:14 am to dyslexiateechur
good morning all
woke up feeling like shite, got a cold/cough
probably not going to make it in today, might just call in
woke up feeling like shite, got a cold/cough
probably not going to make it in today, might just call in
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