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Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 10:59 am to
We know her target demo is extra tan


Or PeeJ
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Edible underwear


Actually, I was more intrigued by these when I used to hang out in Spencer's at the Mall of Memphis.

This post was edited on 3/2/15 at 11:04 am
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:00 am to
Oh lawd.

Maybe she should get lumped in with "Why can't men read maps?"


Because they've been told their entire lives that this:

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... is six inches.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:00 am to
Hey
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:00 am to
Hell, if I know. One that gets the job done?

She said that boys needed to quit lying to her telling her that they were 8+ inches long and that she had never actually measured them.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:01 am to


That's what she was saying. She was just taking their word for it.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:02 am to
The question is, where does the measurement begin? Porn stars measure from their b-hole to tip. That's how they come up with those gaudy numbers.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:04 am to
Top side. Only way it makes sense.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:05 am to
Anything other than top of the shaft to tip should be thrown out.

But 4 different measurements at different times throwing out the shortest and averaging the other three is how I was always told made it official.


Also performance enhancing doesn't keep you out of the Hall
This post was edited on 3/2/15 at 11:06 am
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Top side. Only way it makes sense.
Agree with this.

I had no idea PStars measured from there. Shame on them.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Porn stars measure from their b-hole to tip.


I never knew that. Pro tip, folks.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
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40828 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Hell, if I know. One that gets the job done?


Girth moves the Earth. Everybody knows that.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:07 am to
Festus took the new gig as a fluffer. Always nice having someone on the inside for tips like that
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:08 am to
Morning brah
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Festus took the new gig as a fluffer.


When it doesn't work, Fest just mumbles, "Gat dangit!"
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:11 am to
Morning GtG

I opened up my email this morning and saw I had wrote you a long drawn out email drunk this weekend but for some reason didn't send. So I just axed it and sent you a different one.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85010 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:11 am to
Then I blow on it.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:19 am to
LOL well done
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:38 am to
Morning OT
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:40 am to
Still laid up in your nighty?
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