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re: Getting wood chippered on your first day on the job
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:20 pm to genuineLSUtiger
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:20 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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When something goes into a chipper it gets completely chippered before the machine shuts down. Think running over a toad with your lawnmower.
I guess they didn't actually find him then.
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:22 pm to The Boat
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Damn.. how much would be left of him?
Depends on the size chipper. A small one for limbs will cut a leg or arm off and you bleed out. But a big commercial one that pulls behind a dump truck would turn a human into oatmeal. There are a few videos you can find on the net of people getting sucked into the really big ones.
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:52 pm to fr33manator
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I'd usually make a joke, but seeing as he's just a kid, I'll fargo it.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:14 pm to genuineLSUtiger
What a nightmare, I wonder what his last thoughts were.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:21 pm to genuineLSUtiger
From another article on the death:
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Coworkers who saw Cox's body became emotional. Onlookers said the workers started running around, ripping off their gloves and hats. Those who did not know what had happened said the reactions were so erratic and emotional that they thought the crew was being attacked by bees.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:22 pm to genuineLSUtiger
He didn't respect the machine. Always respect something that can crush you.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:29 pm to The Boat
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Damn.. how much would be left of him?
Not even his trunk
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 8:30 pm
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:38 pm to John88
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What a nightmare, I wonder what his last thoughts were.
Probably oh shite
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:42 pm to bird35
Man y'all are some fricked up people
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