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re: Getting wood chippered on your first day on the job

Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164349 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:20 pm to
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When something goes into a chipper it gets completely chippered before the machine shuts down. Think running over a toad with your lawnmower.

I guess they didn't actually find him then.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167510 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:22 pm to
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Damn.. how much would be left of him?





Depends on the size chipper. A small one for limbs will cut a leg or arm off and you bleed out. But a big commercial one that pulls behind a dump truck would turn a human into oatmeal. There are a few videos you can find on the net of people getting sucked into the really big ones.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59334 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 11:52 pm to
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I'd usually make a joke, but seeing as he's just a kid, I'll fargo it.


Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6222 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:14 pm to
What a nightmare, I wonder what his last thoughts were.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11368 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:21 pm to
From another article on the death:
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Coworkers who saw Cox's body became emotional. Onlookers said the workers started running around, ripping off their gloves and hats. Those who did not know what had happened said the reactions were so erratic and emotional that they thought the crew was being attacked by bees.

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:22 pm to
He didn't respect the machine. Always respect something that can crush you.
Posted by AU_RX
City of St George
Member since May 2005
4251 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:29 pm to
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Damn.. how much would be left of him?


Not even his trunk
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 8:30 pm
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32513 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:38 pm to
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What a nightmare, I wonder what his last thoughts were.

Probably oh shite
This post was edited on 12/9/15 at 8:39 pm
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:20 pm to
Man that's terrible
Posted by wal marks
bee arrah
Member since Mar 2013
1121 posts
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:42 pm to
Man y'all are some fricked up people
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