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Friend wants me to join a crossfit gym, what do I need to know about it?
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:25 am
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:25 am
Aside from these places being stupid expensive, anything I should know about them going in? Also, what are some good ones in the Metairie area? He goes to one in Covington and yea, not doing that.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:25 am to knowingabyss
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what do I need to know about it?
it is a requirement to post your WOD on FB daily
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:25 am to knowingabyss
It's a great way to meet people. I know nothing about the routines, though.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:26 am to knowingabyss
That it is trashy and your back will be worthless in one year. Good luck.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:26 am to knowingabyss
First order of business:
Gallon jug of water
Gallon jug of water
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:27 am to knowingabyss
your first month should focus on learning the right way to do the reps or you will suffer serious injuries
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:27 am to knowingabyss
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Friend wants me to join a crossfit gym, what do I need to know about it?
First rule of crossfit, do not stop talking about crossfit.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:27 am to knowingabyss
Take it from somebody who seriously fricked their back up... Don't fricking do crossfit! It's not worth it. Find another way to excercise.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:28 am to knowingabyss
It's for attention whores
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:28 am to knowingabyss
Talk about how great it is constantly and buy a crossfire shirt.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:28 am to knowingabyss
Okay, I'll get this ball rolling.
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 10:32 am
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:28 am to knowingabyss
Don't do it. They take classics olympic lifts and frick it up by making the participant do an unnecessary amount of reps. For example, they'll make you do 5 sets of 10 reps on power clean at light weight. That's not meant to be done that way. They preach endurance, power and speed and throw technique to the wind.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:29 am to Tigeralum2008
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your first month should focus on learning the right way to do the reps or you will suffer serious injuries
Damn, really? Also, I don't have Facebook so no worries about talking about it on social media
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:29 am to knowingabyss
its not cheap by gym standards. most are over 100 a month
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:29 am to Hogwarts
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buy a crossfire shirt.
Also need a sticker on the back glass of your driving apparatus.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:30 am to knowingabyss
Well, you are already talking about crossfit to complete strangers, so you have rule #1 well in hand.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:32 am to knowingabyss
As with any cult, you must be raped in. You can leave anytime, but you have to be raped out.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:37 am to TigerstuckinMS
I think I'm beginning to have second thoughts now.
Posted on 11/17/16 at 10:40 am to knowingabyss
There's nothing wrong with crossfit as long as you're joining it to get in shape or just actually work out. I started while still in the military and have been doing it for about 6 years and i'm not a douche that posts on FB about it at all. I've never once been injured or had to take time off. Couple friends of mine have lost 40+ pounds doing it. The OT is right about it being fricking cultish and full of fricking douchebags. The worst is when the couples get into it together and become obsessed and constantly post themselves doing handstands and shite in random places just to post it all over FB. That gets pretty fricking annoying.
As long as you're not one of these dweebs that does crossfit for 2 months, and then decides you're going to open "box" and do handstands everywhere and shite then you should be cool. Don't get pressured into buying the newest pairs of Nanos and Metcons just because they come out. It's all the same shite.
I see you've already learned that the OT is full of lazy pieces of shite that will find any excuse to shite on something they've never done simply because they're too big of pussies to do it.
As long as you're not one of these dweebs that does crossfit for 2 months, and then decides you're going to open "box" and do handstands everywhere and shite then you should be cool. Don't get pressured into buying the newest pairs of Nanos and Metcons just because they come out. It's all the same shite.
I see you've already learned that the OT is full of lazy pieces of shite that will find any excuse to shite on something they've never done simply because they're too big of pussies to do it.
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 10:44 am
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