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re: Friday Lunch Thread..[I am on vacation edition]..

Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:22 pm to
I'll probably be a whore tonight

But without the money
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:22 pm to
Go to the Eric Decker thread. It's pretty legit. And thankfully, no chicks have found it yet.
Posted by yurintroubl
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:22 pm to
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What can I get into for like 5 bucks?



You can put your initials in the hot sauce on your butt.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:22 pm to
Nobody loves you, Wink... you suck at life.
Posted by yurintroubl
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Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:23 pm to
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from strangers.


Not strangers. Knew these folks for 3 years.


ETA:

If it makes you feel better - I hardly ever drive it.
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 3:24 pm
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:23 pm to
The three kate spade bags post was bs
Posted by BoogerOrchard
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:23 pm to
If someone has enough money to eat at nice enough places, they aren't worrying about calling somebody to burn a favor to get into a restaurant. They'll $100 handshake all night.

I still say hooker that makes breakfast.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

I'll probably be a whore tonight

But without the money


$5 to Urine to get her to lick hot sauce off my butt... or $5 for a Halloween whore.

This is a tough one.
Posted by Winkface
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:24 pm to
Oh I read it as it was some random person you got into a car accident with.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:25 pm to
Sorry I already have a date
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:25 pm to
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I still say hooker that makes breakfast.


I don't know, Boog... I heard she was kinda fat and dumpy looking. Nobody is gonna pay to keep that around long enough to eat breakfast.

She prob works as a bouncer at some fancy restaurant.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:26 pm to
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a date


a John, Paige... it's called a John
Posted by yurintroubl
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:26 pm to
The whole story is:

Didn't have a car after an accident. He had a RR that he had been using for his clients to drive while they were in town (He owns a geological survey company...oil and such). He had decided to go green and had a couple hybrids he was using for that purpose and the RR was just sitting there. He gave it to me. Nothing weird.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:27 pm to
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Didn't have a car after an accident. He had a RR that he had been using for his clients to drive while they were in town (He owns a geological survey company...oil and such). He had decided to go green and had a couple hybrids he was using for that purpose and the RR was just sitting there. He gave it to me. Nothing weird.

Fwiw, then I wouldn't refer to it as a "tip" from a customer.
Posted by BoogerOrchard
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:27 pm to
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Nothing weird


If you blew him afterwards, I won't judge. I mean, he did give you a RR. I totally understand if you swallowed.
Posted by Winkface
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:28 pm to
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:28 pm to
No that's absolutely weird... people don't go around just giving cars away for free.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:28 pm to
I think he'd be called jean
Posted by bigberg2000
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:28 pm to
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RR was just sitting there. He gave it to me. Nothing weird.


It certainly isnt normal since he could have sold it for some decent $$.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:29 pm to
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If you blew him afterwards, I won't judge. I mean, he did give you a RR. I totally understand if you swallowed.


quote:

"How are you gonna spit in a car?"
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