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re: Friday Lunch Thread - Paige's Birthday is Tomorrow.

Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:04 pm to
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jmcs68



Hi there......You missed my b-day...

And I WANT my present....................
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:05 pm to
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r two but then screw you I


I don't think he'll have a prob with that.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:06 pm to
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She loved to sing Tom Jones at the top of her lungs on Saturday mornings.
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Decided beer was a health food and that the alcohol made all the "stuff" in it tolerable.
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Stabbed her old boyfriend while screaming "no sweet stuff for you tonight"
Off the rails crazy.
Posted by tduecen
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:06 pm to


Talking to a dude at the bar who claimed to be a golfer and he gave me that and told me to come see him tomorrow
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:06 pm to
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I'll cuddle for a minute or two but then screw you I am facing the wall.


It's worse for guys. Women always bitch about being cold but they give off the body heat of 10 suns.
Posted by MapGuy
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Member since May 2010
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:06 pm to
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And I WANT my present

OT got together and bought you this

Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:07 pm to
yeah man i go months and months without human contact and then one night in bed with a chick and i'm like WHAT ARE YOU THINGS MADE OF?
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:07 pm to
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Talking to a dude at the bar who claimed to be a golfer and he gave me that and told me to come see him tomorrow



Claimed?????

Looks legit........ NICE...........
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:07 pm to
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I'll cuddle for a minute or two but then screw you I am facing the wall.




This. Luckily my husband feels the same way about sleep cuddling.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:07 pm to
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I don't think he'll have a prob with that.

Ummmm. That was catty.
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:08 pm to
Nvm
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:08 pm to
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OT got together and bought you this






Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:08 pm to
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It's worse for guys. Women always bitch about being cold but they give off the body heat of 10 suns.


This is absolutely me. I give off CRAZY amounts of heat when I'm sleeping.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:08 pm to
Not at all silly.

You said you would cuddle then screw him.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:08 pm to
i didn't know if she was joking i'd only last a minute or 2 (possible) or that i'd screw you (definitely) or that i'd screw you over (nah)
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:09 pm to
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WHAT ARE YOU THINGS MADE OF?


Leg stubble and lava
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:09 pm to
Happy Birthday PJ

Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:09 pm to
i almost had a mikel comment

i need to go write that down in my book of ideas
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:09 pm to
Prepare uranus
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