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#FraudNewsNetwork; How to see NOLA in 24 hours

Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:35 pm
CNN

6 a.m.: Catch the sunrise
Wake up early and catch the sunrise along the Mississippi River.

7:30 a.m.: Grab a bite
Just a 10-minute walk from the river, you'll find one of NOLA's many tasty breakfast spots: Horn's.

9 a.m.: Wander the French Quarter
Stroll up and down the infamous Bourbon and Royal streets within the French Quarter

11:30 a.m.: Stroll through Jackson Square
walk a couple of minutes over to Jackson Square

1:30 p.m.: Tour the Garden District
Take a streetcar (New Orleans' version of a trolley) uptown to explore the Garden District

3:30 p.m.: Lunch on Magazine Street
Just a five-minute drive from Lafayette Cemetery #1 in the Lower Garden District is Lilly's Café.

6 p.m.: All that jazz
You can't visit New Orleans without experiencing live jazz. Catch a 6 p.m. show at The Spotted Cat on Frenchmen Street

8:30 p.m.: Dig into oysters
It's dinnertime in NOLA, so let the seafood adventure begin. Cap off your trip with Drago's

10 p.m.: Get a nightcap
Head to Bacchanal on the Bywater


Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:36 pm to
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Wander the French Quarter 


That's a bold move


Also "on the bywater" is a new one for me
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 7:37 pm
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:37 pm to
11 p.m.: Get mugged in a "safe area"
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89548 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:38 pm to
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Stroll through Jackson Square


Triggered AF that they would just blatantly promote racism.


Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39209 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:40 pm to
12:30 am: get shot
1:00 am: die
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65776 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:40 pm to

They're just trying to be nice despite the obvious fake news. Omitting a 10:47 PM gunfire suggestion was a dead giveaway.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79697 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:40 pm to
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Stroll up and down the infamous Bourbon and Royal streets within the French Quarter


Huh?

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3:30 p.m.: Lunch on Magazine Street


Who the frick eats lunch at 3:30?

quote:

6 p.m.: All that jazz
You can't visit New Orleans without experiencing live jazz. Catch a 6 p.m. show at The Spotted Cat on Frenchmen Street

8:30 p.m.: Dig into oysters
It's dinnertime in NOLA, so let the seafood adventure begin. Cap off your trip with Drago's

10 p.m.: Get a nightcap
Head to Bacchanal on the Bywater



Yeah, let's zigzag from Magazine to the Marigny, then back across again to downtown, and THEN back across to the Bywater.
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 7:43 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:43 pm to
This was likely created by a 6 month NOLA native.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

12:30 am: get shot
1:00 am: die


12:45 am: watch your wife or girlfriend get gang raped.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79697 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:44 pm to
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This was likely created by a 6 month NOLA native.


Certainly not by someone familiar with the city's geography.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:45 pm to
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3:30 p.m.: Lunch on Magazine Street


Who the frick eats lunch at 3:30?


Lilly's is a Vietnamese Pho restaurant.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:03 pm to
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12:45 am: watch your wife watch you suckling a dude's dick.


Fify
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:07 pm to
They forget to add 10:15 am: Shoot Heroin with SuperSaint
Posted by crankbait
Member since Feb 2008
11623 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:14 pm to
12:30 a.m.: Get roll tide'd at Krystal Burger



Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41557 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:14 pm to


Is FNN going to hunt me down for posting this and rat me out?
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 9:06 pm
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30306 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:18 pm to
fricking terrible
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:24 pm to
Who in the hell is going to lunch coming up to 4:00?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:26 pm to
Breakfast to Lunch, 8hrs.
Lunch to Dinner 4hrs
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4365 posts
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:28 pm to
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Wander the French Quarter


Only while holding hands with Mitch
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