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I have an opposite sex roommate now and everything has gone splendidly since we moved into our new place in June. Granted, she is one of my best friends in the world and I have known her since we were children.

I'm 25 and she is 24, so we both have the awareness to pick up our shite and keep the common areas clean. IDGAF what she does in her room, but I'm sure she keeps it clean.

We share a bathroom and that has never been a problem either, which is surprising. I know that girls don't poo and an a-hole magically appears during sex, but the bathroom always smells nice and remnants of menstrual cycles have been few and far between. I think I have only seen one tampon box and have never seen a tampon.

her cleanliness courtesy means that she is still craving your dick in her.

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Posted by 777Tiger

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Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:08 pm to Chad504boy

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i totally would have went alpha and quietly sneaked a mirror pic if not.

looking at the wrong dictionary

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Posted by Green Chili Tiger

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Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:23 pm to Jones

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girls generally suck as roommates though. theyre messy and gross.

Strippers are awesome roommates. They always have their share of the rent and they usually buy all the groceries daily.

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Posted by CAD703X

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Member since Jul 2008

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Posted on 1/27/15 at 4:25 pm to 777Tiger

this thread is retarded

no red blooded HETEROSEXUAL male can live day in and day out with a female without imagining fricking her.

i'm sorry, thats just ignorance to claim otherwise.

sooner or later you're going to be sitting on the couch next to her watching tv and you're going to be fighting not to look at the headlights under her tshirt because she decided not to put on a bra after getting a shower.

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