1. Username, with a link to their user profile page ...this is also important!
2. Estimated length of suspension
3. Is this their first suspension?
4. What they did to get suspended? (please be specific)
Blew up a thread with a plethora of emoticons.
5. Have they been previously suspended for the reason indicated in No. 4?
6. A pledge not to do whatever they did again
Stealth promises to not do such an act again.
7. Lavish praise for the admin team (limited to three sentences)
The all powerful admins are so great that even the gods worship them.