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re: For $25 million, you have to..

Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:08 am to
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25420 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:08 am to
Probably mountain lion. As long as you protect your neck, the mountain lion has the least chances of killing you.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:09 am to
Def mountain lion but with even with the pipe, knife and adrenaline my probability of survival would be 50% at best. Honestly things haven't really panned out for me career wise and I have no love life/kids so at this point in life I'd do it. For 25 mill I'd give it a go.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30551 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:10 am to
If we get to fight on land I take the great white shark and wait for it to die. Boom $25 million for standing around and waiting
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:15 am to
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Great White Shark on land or gorilla in the ocean

Anything else no shot


Gorillas are well documented, even prolific swimmers. A silverback would dispatch your knife wielding/swimming self on to the next life fairly easily even while making concerted efforts to stay afloat himself.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53754 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:16 am to
How much do I get for killing all of these wild animal threads?
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
5575 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:18 am to
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For $25 million, you have to..


Live here for a whole WEEK without internet

Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16916 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:21 am to
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kill one of the following; mountain lion, gorilla, regular lion, tiger, grizzly bear, or a great white shark.


Seriously, take mountain lion off the goddamn list. What retard is going to say, "Hmm, I'll take the fricking African lion or tiger over the cougar, because I'd really like to dramatically increase the likelihood of my death."
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3014 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:39 am to
Gorillas are pretty smart, I would make friends with it and teach it how to read and write. I would then teach the gorilla economics and the value of money, have it play dead, and split the money with the gorilla. Of course this could all lead to a planet of the apes type situation, but hey I'm rich bitch.
Posted by Cash
Vail
Member since Feb 2005
37243 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 3:09 pm to
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Gorillas are well documented, even prolific swimmers.


Link?

I thought they had too much muscle mass and sank in water.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 3:20 pm to
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Link?


LINK

Doesn't appear muscle mass is a factor at all.
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