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Florida: Redneck Christmas Parade cancelled due to rednecks

Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:02 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:02 am


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Drinkin’, fightin’ and cussin’ – that kind of behavior will get your Redneck Christmas Parade put up on cinder blocks faster than you can plaster a deer-crossing sign with buckshot.

Organizers announced Monday the parade with a nearly 20-year tradition in Chumuckla was canceled.

“The parade has gone from a wholesome family event to a trashy beer fest,” read the post on the Chumuckla Athletic Association (CAA) Facebook page.


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Posted by Commandeaux
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Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:03 am to
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Redneck Christmas Parade


What could possibly go wrong.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20386 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:06 am to
Apparently you never heard of the Bawcomville Christmas Parade. Enjoy.

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Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:08 am to
Florida




Why is it always Florida?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:12 am to
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Bawcomville Christmas Parade


Honestly, for Bawcomville, that could have been much worse.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20386 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:44 am to
I enjoyed the float that consisted of a tow truck pulling a school bus.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to
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Florida: Redneck Christmas Parade cancelled due to rednecks


dammit now where I am I gonna sell all this homemade jorts.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:49 am to
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dammit now where I am I gonna sell all this homemade jorts.


Ben Hill Griffin Stadium?
Posted by Alatgr
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Member since Sep 2005
17660 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:51 am to
Many folks don't realize that the Florida panhandle is the redneckiest place on earth by a wide margin. People from rural Mississippi will drive through there and say: "Damn Betty Joe, what a buncha damn rednecks."
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40139 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:53 am to
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ammit now where I am I gonna sell all this homemade jorts.


Ben Hill Griffin Stadium?



but they have little santa clauses and reindeer sewed on to them.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:56 am to
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but they have little santa clauses and reindeer sewed on to them.


Probably wouldn't be a problem.
Posted by LafayetteMyles
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:22 am to
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