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re: Florida Man Farts in Strippers Face

Posted on 10/3/16 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24169 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 5:06 pm to
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I mean, you guys do realize that the Florida Sun Post is fake right? All three of these stories on the front page are fake


I knew something smelt funny. Orlando doesn't allow lap dances, or they didn't a dozen years ago.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 5:17 pm to
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24169 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 5:23 pm to
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Anything on the Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando is just straight up ghetto.


Mostly South obt. That road is like 20 miles long. Near Florida mall and South of it sucks.

I fricking hate Orlando. But I grew up there. Overall, it's pretty safe. But it ends up on a lot of most dangerous cities lists, because there's a lot if property crime, not violent crime.
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
Member since Feb 2007
1766 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 5:36 pm to
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quote:
"She told me his fart was really nasty. I think she’s definitely gonna have some psychological problems after this,”


a stripper with psychological problems,
How's that for redundant?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 5:52 pm to
Florida doesn't disappoint.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:21 pm to
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Thats a crime?


With the right judge in New Orleans it could be a sex crime.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13657 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:48 pm to
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has been charged with simple assault following an incident at a strip club on Orange Blossom Trail.


Hopefully this will enter the urban lexicon as the "Orange Blossom Special".
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 6:57 pm to
You could tell it was fake because the story was written really poorly.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14460 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:33 pm to
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Florida doesn't disappoint.

No Bugs sawing us from the union .gif and on page 3 . Disappointed in you guys .
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 7:35 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57316 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:37 pm to
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But halfway through, he suddenly said to her, ‘wait a minute, I think this chair is wet’, and that’s when it happened.”


quote:

‘check to see if his pants were wet. As she leaned forward to inspect the man’s pants, the customer allegedly ‘farted loudly for a sustained period’ directly into the woman’s face.


Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 7:40 pm to
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the customer requested that she ‘check to see if his pants were wet. As she leaned forward to inspect the man’s pants, the customer allegedly ‘farted loudly for a sustained period’ directly into the woman’s face.
wonder what the 'sustained period' was clocked at
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