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Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter

Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:08 pm
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Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom’s biological granddaughter.

According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old’s photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she’d accidentally gotten pregnant.

As the husband explained to the Florida Sun Post, he and his first wife had gone through a terrible split, and when she left him, she took their kids with her and moved to an undisclosed location. Despite his many efforts to find them, he was never able to, and eventually, he got remarried and started a new family with his second wife. However, that marriage also ended messily - but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning “several million dollars” in the lottery.

He soon decided he was ready for love again, and after signing up for a dating website, he came across his future wife’s profile.


“I just felt strange when I saw her photos,” the man said. “It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn’t figure out why she seemed so familiar.“

Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.

“If we’d never found out, we would’ve lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn’t change that,” the 68-year-old said.

"Every couple is different and special in their own ways,” his wife added.

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You'd think this is an article from the Onion, but it is not. Just another day in the Sunshine State.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:09 pm to
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Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.


This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:10 pm to
:bugsbunny:
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:10 pm to
The gem of the day

It's the gem of the day

The Zadock Jewelers Gem of the Day
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1933 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:11 pm to
Florida never disappoints.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4770 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:11 pm to
i am shocked, oh happened in Florida par for the course. Que the bugs bunny gif
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:12 pm to
How great would it be if she found out after he died that she would have gotten all the money anyway since she was his granddaughter.

Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:12 pm to
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"Every couple is different and special in their own ways,” his wife added.


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but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning “several million dollars” in the lottery.


I bet she would have still married him had he not won the lottery
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4770 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:13 pm to
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How great would it be if she found out after he died that she would have gotten all the money anyway since she was his granddaughter.



They don't do shite half arse in the Sunshine State
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:13 pm to
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Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.


Zero fricks given.

Maybe they should give a few fricks in this instance, though.
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:14 pm to
For some reason I'm not having a hard time at all picturing what these two look like.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17027 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning “several million dollars” in the lottery.



Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43143 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:16 pm to
Something fishy about this one...
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4584 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:16 pm to
People like those two represent the actual swing voters that will decide the election. Happy Monday.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:17 pm to
This is not a perfectly Floridian story unless the headline reads "Man Marries His Granddaughter ON PURPOSE".
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:18 pm to
so is it legal?

she's going to get accidentally pregnant.

Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:21 pm to
I'm sure that it's not the first generation of inbreeding in that family.
Posted by TexasTiger39
Member since Mar 2009
3671 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:22 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/8/20 at 10:21 am
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12919 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 1:25 pm to
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Would have gotten all the money


She's double dipping.
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Married to his granddaughter

No, he's double dipping too.
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