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Flash Boners -protocol
Posted on 3/11/17 at 12:38 am
Posted on 3/11/17 at 12:38 am
Heard a story from a female co-worker about how she was wearing a low-cut shirt somehow had an interaction that caused a young man (college) to get erect and it spurned this convo.
Flash Boners (or Instarects), meaning an unprovoked and spontaneous erection. The young man smashed The binder he had in his hand on his lap, I wouldn't have handled it the same.
What is the proper protocol?
My opinion: In HS I'd hide and cover (hated the tuck in the waistband), but now I'd own it, there's nothing to lose. Proud to say around a decade later I'm still susceptible to this affliction.
Flash Boners (or Instarects), meaning an unprovoked and spontaneous erection. The young man smashed The binder he had in his hand on his lap, I wouldn't have handled it the same.
What is the proper protocol?
My opinion: In HS I'd hide and cover (hated the tuck in the waistband), but now I'd own it, there's nothing to lose. Proud to say around a decade later I'm still susceptible to this affliction.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 1:06 am
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 12:39 am to RocketPower13
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homo
Posted on 3/11/17 at 12:41 am to RocketPower13
I don't think that's unprovoked.
Just stick it down your pants/shorts leg hole. No one wants to see your hard 4 inchie saluting them.
quote:
but now I'd own it, there's nothing to lose.
Just stick it down your pants/shorts leg hole. No one wants to see your hard 4 inchie saluting them.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 12:42 am to rmnldr
Well that dudes was provoked, but it lead to a conversation about FBs
Posted on 3/11/17 at 12:43 am to RocketPower13
quote:
Just stick it down your pants/shorts leg hole.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 12:55 am to RocketPower13
Tuck under the waistband doesn't work for me
Posted on 3/11/17 at 12:55 am to rmnldr
quote:
Just stick it down your pants/shorts leg hole. No one wants to see your hard 4 inchie saluting them
WTF???? What kind of weak arse dick do you have that let's you point it down and it won't push up through the fabric of shorts and make it obvious you have wood?
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:02 am to lsu480
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:04 am to lsu480
quote:
WTF???? What kind of weak arse dick do you have that let's you point it down and it won't push up through the fabric of shorts and make it obvious you have wood?
This too, I love my dick too much to do this to him, we've been through too much together.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:06 am to RocketPower13
I don't see how it's any different than the waistband thing
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:08 am to rmnldr
Already said I hate the waistband tuck-rule, I'd usually have a gym bag so I'd go with a basic cover.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:10 am to RocketPower13
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(hated the tuck in the waistband
about the 11th grade the man with the raspberry beret would start peeking out the waist band. i had to learn to lean it a little, which can be a tricky maneuver.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:10 am to RocketPower13
Well there's only so many things you can do. Up, down, or cover. It's not like you can come up with a brilliant strategy to stop boners.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:12 am to rmnldr
Let the flag fly.
Merica.
Merica.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 1:13 am
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:12 am to RocketPower13
Dude, they are called NRB's (no reason boners.) I don't feel bad for the guy that's only method of defense is to hold a binder over his crotch. That's like some 90's high school
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:12 am to RocketPower13
quote:
My opinion: In HS I'd hide and cover (hated the tuck in the waistband), but now I'd own it, there's nothing to lose. Proud to say around a decade later I'm still susceptible to this affliction.
Like your miniature cock would reach your waistband.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:13 am to Ed Osteen
Prefer the referenced vernacular outlined in the OP.
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:15 am to RocketPower13
quote:
Prefer the referenced vernacular outlined in the OP.
Do you have your own boner language?
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:17 am to rmnldr
That's correct, this is my thread and sporadic erections should be referenced in the above and titled manner outlined by the OP
Posted on 3/11/17 at 1:19 am to RocketPower13
That's fine, I'm not rhe guy purposely strolling around with a visible boner
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