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Fat and Happy
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re: First Professional Massage

Pop a tent and let fly in all it's glory


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TigerDik86
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re: First Professional Massage
They fold another towel on top of it.

ETA: I put a Y on the end of The.
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NorthGwinnettTiger
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TigerDik86
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buddhavista
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If you do get one, don't say shite. she will likely ignore it.


Key word


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Soul Gleaux
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Let her know she gave it to you.


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LOCO5150
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Member since Sep 2011
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re: First Professional Massage
As soon as you pop wood you start moaning...."It puts the lotion on!...It puts the lotion on...if she doesn't start stroking your member, stare her straight in the eyes and repeat....It puts the lotion on"! until she does.

Works every time.
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YMCA
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Member since May 2011
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re: First Professional Massage
This is all you need. You can thank me later.

Rub and Tug Map


FenrirTheBeard
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Member since Jun 2012
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re: First Professional Massage
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It puts the lotion on!...It puts the lotion on...if she doesn't start stroking your member, stare her straight in the eyes and repeat




lighter345
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Anyone got a good place in NOLA? My back is fricked and need a quick massage before tonight.


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stapuffmarshy
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re: First Professional Massage
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i had a male maseur



did it move?


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elposter
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Member since Dec 2010
9499 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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what is proper etiquette?


If you are worried about it, rub one out before you get the massage. That might help.

Also you will start face down so if you get an erection you can hide it. By the time you flip to your back (if this even happens, which it doesn't in some types of massages) hopefully you have gotten yourself under control. If not, like others have said, it's not a big deal (haha) so don't worry about it. Basically, just act like nothing happened.
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flintmichigantropics
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Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Gonzales, LA
Member since Oct 2010
31381 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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This is all you need. You can thank me later.

Rub and Tug Map



gotta love the damn internet


Sunday_Tiger
LA-Lafayette Fan
Napoleanville
Member since Mar 2012
1080 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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I'm sure it's a common occurrence, but what is proper etiquette?

Your best answer is to tuck it in and when she starts to massage your thighs think about anything other than what she's doing.


drjett
LSU Fan
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Member since May 2012
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re: First Professional Massage
My first message I got a bone you could have cut a diamond on. It gets worse if you start thinking about it as it starts to happen.

Didn't faze her, she just worked around it.


FenrirTheBeard
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Jun 2012
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re: First Professional Massage
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Rub and Tug Map


baahahahahahaha


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lurkr
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Member since Jan 2008
10148 posts

re: First Professional Massage
Rub one out before you go.


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LOCO5150
Arkansas Fan
Member since Sep 2011
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re: First Professional Massage
If you are nervous, just muffle your voice by shoving your face into the towel at first...."It puts the lotion on..."...in a soft murmur...slowly getting louder. When she says, "excuse me?" Then you take your face out of the towel and turn towards her and say it loud while making eye contact and pointing to the stiff erection..."It puts the lotion on!...It puts the lotion on!"


FenrirTheBeard
New Orleans Saints Fan
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
3649 posts

re: First Professional Massage
Ok, so it seems what I need to do is:
1) rub one out beforehand
2) when I get one, look at it and wink at her
3) tell her "it puts the lotion on"
4) try not to get any in her eye.

got it


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ThaKaptin
Alabama Fan
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Member since Nov 2010
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re: First Professional Massage
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Your best answer is to tuck it in and when she starts to massage your thighs think about anything other than what she's doing.


See, this just sounds like it would completely negate the relaxation the massage is supposed to provide. frick it, they are getting paid to give you a massage and I guarantee you that they have seen hundreds if not thousands, depending on how long they have been doing it, of erections.

When I had my vasectomy, the nurse that prepped me was smoking hot. I wont lie, when she started putting that stuff all around down there to sterilize stuff, I got a boner you could have hammered a nail in with. She looked at it, smiled, and finished what she was doing and then walked out. Luckily the doc had just given me some of what I like to call "Don't give a frick juice" so not only did it not bother me, but I joked with her about it when they came in to do the procedure. She was totally cool about it, said that it had happened hundreds of times before and that it actually made it easier to prep so it didnt bother her a bit. Then the doc made some joke about her loving her job and then she made a smartass comment back to him. It was actually pretty funny.

I plan on going to get one pretty soon, my back muscles are so tense lately I need one really bad. I dont plan on giving a single frick about getting a boner. If I get one, so be it. If she handles it for me, even better. I won't get my hopes up though.


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