re: Fight Breaks Out at Kid's Kung Fu Tournament

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Surprised how little karate was going on...

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You nearly always revert to instinct when shite gets real, unless you're a ninja black belt, and I'm not even sure about them.

From the AP

" the ruckus began after an unidentified man wearing a hat that said Karate is King( explicative deleted) and cargo shorts entered the mat side area and forcibly took the microphone from the arena announcer. After a series of insults hurled at the discipline of Kung Fu he proclaimed that Karate was the superior martial art and seemed to end his tirade by walking into an adjacent tunnel. However, as the match resumed , the anatognist returned with a vengeance as he came speeding down the tunnel in a early 70s model Porsche 911. After barely missing a group of spectators he brought the luxury vehicle to a screeching halt. A few seconds later he and a younger man wearing a Gi with a yellow belt ran onto the competition mat wildly swinging nunchucks against the arena air. The Gi wearing young man was quickly subdued after missing wildly with a roundhouse kick attempt to the referees head. Both men, however, escaped authorities after the unexpected disruption turned into a melee. They were last seen together re entering the red Porsche and speeding down the tunnel to the parking area. Surveillance footage outside the arena shows that at least one of the men assaulted a security guard stationed outside the arena with Chinese throwing stars as the vehicle sped past. The security guard was unharmed. It is unclear as to a motive that drove these two men to act in this manner. Authorities issued a statement saying that the incident is under investigation and asks anyone who sees a red 70s model 911 Porsche to call and report. The vehicle is easily identifiable, they say, by its dis colored hood and a patch of bondo on the front left quarter panel."