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Feral pack of Fifty Shades Of Grey fans attack man in movie theater
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:11 am
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:11 am
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That might seem crazy, but how else to explain the reaction of three women at a Glasgow screening of Fifty Shades Of Grey who attacked a man in the audience with a wine bottle after he told them to be quiet? As eyewitness Michael Bolton (not that Michael Bolton) told The Telegraph, “Besides being the worst film I have ever seen, three women were getting arrested and put in a police van when we arrived.” Yes, the trio’s impromptu attempt at gender warfare was thwarted, but they did get to be put in handcuffs so the night wasn’t a total failure.
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“It’s a cinema where you can buy drink,” Bolton continues. “They were wiping down seats before the start of the 8:20 p.m. film. There were also several incredibly drunk women vomiting in the aisle and corridor and several complaints from the other screen about drunk and rowdy folk.” So maybe they were completely wasted, maybe it was the opening salvo in a global war from which no male will escape intact.
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:12 am to Green Chili Tiger
Drunk in love
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:13 am to Green Chili Tiger
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maybe it was the opening salvo in a global war from which no male will escape intact.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:13 am to Green Chili Tiger
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but they did get to be put in handcuffs so the night wasn’t a total failure.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:14 am to Tyler9258
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:15 am to Green Chili Tiger
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“Besides being the worst film I have ever seen
he hasn't seen "The Kingsmen"
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:17 am to Green Chili Tiger
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As eyewitness Michael Bolton (not that Michael Bolton)
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:34 am to Green Chili Tiger
Lol this and the Onion get more reposts
edit: It is the Onion. Nice.
edit: It is the Onion. Nice.
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 11:36 am
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:36 am to Green Chili Tiger
I posted this in another thread, but felt like it works in this one too. I saw it Valentine's night and it was the most bizarre movie theater experience of my life.
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I went Valentines night,
Some notes:
-Completely sold out, like not a single open chair
-80% women, all white, all ages
-cat calling during intro and several parts of movie
-a guy proposed to his girlfriend in the tunnel before previews
-multiple phones going off and even some teenage girls talking on them
-attractive 20something behind my wife and I let out audible moans during one sex scene.
-movie is shite but the main chick is completely naked the entire time
-wifey was RANDY when we got home. Didn't waste anytime once the door opened to the house.
This was my wife's Valentines request and I actually enjoyed the people watching. I also finished nearly an entire bottle of Pinot noir that I snuck in.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:55 am to Green Chili Tiger
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“They were wiping down seats before the start of the 8:20 p.m. film
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:58 am to cajunangelle
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“They were wiping down seats before the start of the 8:20 p.m. film
Posted on 2/18/15 at 11:58 am to 777Tiger
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he hasn't seen "The Kingsmen"
Hey buddy, Kingsman was a blast.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 12:12 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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As eyewitness Michael Bolton
I celebrate his entire catalog
Posted on 2/18/15 at 12:14 pm to Josh Fenderman
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I celebrate his mullet
second greatest ever only to Billy Ray Cyrus
Posted on 2/18/15 at 12:18 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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but they did get to be put in handcuffs so the night wasn’t a total failure.
Amazing
Posted on 2/18/15 at 12:21 pm to Green Chili Tiger
What was he doing there in the first place? Either he was dragged there by his girlfriend/wife or he went alone. Probably deserved it either way.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 12:40 pm to TheCaterpillar
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-a guy proposed to his girlfriend in the tunnel before previews
da fuq????
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