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FAKE-Meth couple found living in style in Wal Mart attic

Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:23 am
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:23 am
EDT-Damnit. Fake. Too good to be true. Make it rain down votes.

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“I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Walmart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss. “In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers, clothes… I mean, if Walmart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”





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The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. -

This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 11:34 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:24 am to
Method Man?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:25 am to
Those are some incredible mug shots.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82361 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:26 am to
You're applauding their methods?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57446 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:26 am to
I stared at them for almost an entire minute
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57446 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:27 am to
I'm shocked at how clean it appears to be in those pictures.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:28 am to
My mom used to make that exact same face
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16523 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:28 am to
The word is out, I wonder how many more Wal-mart attics have tenants...
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4681 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:28 am to
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The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. During Thomas’s confession, he also admitted stealing K-Y Jelly Yours+Mine which he says “screwed up everything and got us busted.”

Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:28 am to
A lovely couple
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to
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The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. -


This is what happens when success goes to your head and you frick a good thing up.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146549 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to
You really can't make this crap up.

Posted by Saints72
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
473 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
5575 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22365 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to
Free Drugs... food... Place to live... Sunday ticket.

They hit the homeless lottery
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to
That's fricking awesome
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to
I missed the KY part. Lol
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 11:30 am
Posted by stevengtiger
Member since Jul 2013
2778 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to
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I'm shocked at how clean it appears to be in those pictures.


Two people and two pounds of meth can make for an attic floor you can eat off of.
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16523 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:30 am to
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Fake News Site

Don't do this to us.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:31 am to
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I'm shocked at how clean it appears to be in those pictures.



I'm guessing if you're high off meth you just want something to do.
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