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FAKE-Meth couple found living in style in Wal Mart attic
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:23 am
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:23 am
EDT-Damnit. Fake. Too good to be true. Make it rain down votes.
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“I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Walmart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss. “In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers, clothes… I mean, if Walmart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”
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The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. -
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 11:34 am
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:25 am to LSUTANGERINE
Those are some incredible mug shots.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:26 am to LSUTANGERINE
You're applauding their methods?
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:26 am to burdman
I stared at them for almost an entire minute
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:27 am to LSUTANGERINE
I'm shocked at how clean it appears to be in those pictures.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:28 am to Ed Osteen
My mom used to make that exact same face
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:28 am to LSUTANGERINE
The word is out, I wonder how many more Wal-mart attics have tenants...
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:28 am to LSUTANGERINE
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The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. During Thomas’s confession, he also admitted stealing K-Y Jelly Yours+Mine which he says “screwed up everything and got us busted.”
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to LSUTANGERINE
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The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. -
This is what happens when success goes to your head and you frick a good thing up.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to LSUTANGERINE
You really can't make this crap up.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to LSUTANGERINE
Free Drugs... food... Place to live... Sunday ticket.
They hit the homeless lottery
They hit the homeless lottery
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to Jackie Chan
That's fricking awesome
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to Jackie Chan
I missed the KY part. Lol
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 11:30 am
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:29 am to Ed Osteen
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I'm shocked at how clean it appears to be in those pictures.
Two people and two pounds of meth can make for an attic floor you can eat off of.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:30 am to Saints72
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Fake News Site
Don't do this to us.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 11:31 am to Ed Osteen
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I'm shocked at how clean it appears to be in those pictures.
I'm guessing if you're high off meth you just want something to do.
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