Everywhere I shop “what’s your phone number?” “Do you have a rewards card?” “Sign up for?”

It amazes me how quickly people hand over their info for the sake of being nice.

It's not a big deal. They are trained to ask you for it. Politely decline and go about your business.

It’s almost bad as tipping. “Press ok and then it’s gonna ask you a question…”

I don't get these questions at CVS or Ace, but I do get it at autoparts stores when I'm just buying some oil or a filter. "Oh it's for your warranty". A warranty on oil and a funnel?

I just want to get gas and go. Instead

>> Insert Card
>> Reading …
>> Enter Zip Code
>> Are You A Rewards Member? Yes/No
>> Do you want a car wash? Yes/No
>> Do you want a receipt? Yes/No
>> Select Fuel & Remove Nozzle

Kill me

Found a gas station by my house that had Apple Pay, literally tap my phone and it beeps and then asks me to select fuel and it’s amazing

I always give them a fake email

“No thanks”

There ya go. It’s the secret password.

I tell them I don’t own a phone or a computer and that I am homeless.

Tracking them purchases bro. We all probably got a 100 page report on all our info. So much for privacy.

Just give them the phone number and name of someone that you don’t like.