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re: Emily ratajkowski is in town

Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:02 pm to
Oh my.


I hope you're kidding.

Although I guess there's no sense in pissing money away. I would still do it just to say I did.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202822 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:05 pm to
SIERRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:07 pm to
CREEPYSTALKEROLDMANPERVE!!!!!!!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120246 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:08 pm to
Bought her some martini thing. She said thanks and turned back to her chick friend.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:10 pm to
Nice.

tell her you are Cosmo from TigerDroppings?

That's a panty dropper.
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
4333 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Bought her some martini thing. She said thanks and turned back to her chick friend.



Go take that shite back and then frick her friend.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65494 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:17 pm to
bullshite. SS probably has offered more than a drink by now
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

Cosmo


Go up to her and tell her that she's a personal hero of yours. That'll work. Surefire way to make some panty slushies.
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 7:45 pm
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

Bought her some martini thing. She said thanks and turned back to her chick friend.


It would have been cool had a banner and confetti dropped because you were the 348,000th guy to buy her a drink.
Posted by carnuba
tickfaw
Member since Jan 2009
1270 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:51 pm to
who?
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:51 pm to


Looks gettable.

You can do it. (You can't)
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39106 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

Bought her some martini thing. She said thanks and turned back to her chick friend.


Pics of friend?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 6:59 pm to
Areola...
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:01 pm to
Someone should tell Cosmo that a girl that looks like that doesn't get bought drinks, she gets bought Bugattis.
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 7:02 pm
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10697 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:01 pm to
Big Perm is a douche
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:03 pm to
I could get her. I'd say I'm a virge
Posted by tigermeat
Member since Jan 2005
3008 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:46 pm to
Eww she has a mole right between her tits. WNHI
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Before you frick her go to the bathroom and rub one out. If you still wanna be there with her afterwards she's a keeper. Plus she'll think you last really long. Win win
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