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Electricity costs: How do you explain this concept to a female?
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:44 pm
Is it possible to make a female understand that using electricity at home costs money? Anyone who responds "show her a bill" ... understands the female brain even less than I do.
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:44 pm to Mars duMorgue
Does yours leave every fricking light in the house on too?
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:45 pm to Mars duMorgue
Just slap her and ask her how she got out of the kitchen
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:46 pm to Mars duMorgue
Nothin my big dick up her arse can't fix.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:46 pm to ForeverLSU02
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Does yours leave every fricking light in the house on too?
My house is responsible for 98.8% of our utility company's profits.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:46 pm to Mars duMorgue
I can't help you here.. Never been able to accomplish this
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:46 pm to Mars duMorgue
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Electricity costs: How do you explain this concept to a female?
30 fricking years
No change
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:47 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:Make her pay it
Electricity costs: How do you explain this concept to a female?
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:48 pm to Mars duMorgue
The best way I've found to explain kwh usage to the clueless goes like so:
8 cents is charged by power company for each kilowatt hour
100 watt light bulb burned continuously for 10 hours = 1 kilowatt hour = 8 cents
8 cents is charged by power company for each kilowatt hour
100 watt light bulb burned continuously for 10 hours = 1 kilowatt hour = 8 cents
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:50 pm to Mars duMorgue
This is one of the things I love about my wife. She goes through the house cutting off lights more than I do. Our fight is the thermostat, I like 74... she like 79. Luckily, she goes to sleep before me, so I cut it down right before bed time, and it's back at 79 by the time I leave the house the next morning.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:50 pm to JoePepitone
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100 watt light bulb burned continuously for 10 hours = 1 kilowatt hour = 8 cents
Explaining it to her like this might not make it any easier
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:51 pm to Mars duMorgue
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Is it possible to make a female understand that using electricity at home costs money?
Nope, good try though.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:51 pm to Mars duMorgue
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Is it possible to make a female understand that using electricity at home costs money? Anyone who responds "show her a bill" ... understands the female brain even less than I do.
Actually this is pretty simple. Show her the electric meter outside. Explain how every time the dial completes a circle it costs money. The faster it spins, the more money it costs.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:52 pm to ForeverLSU02
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Make her pay it
We have a joint checking account, so I can keep track of her insane spending habits. So I pay for her her ignorance when it comes to the E bill.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:52 pm to Mars duMorgue
Until they pay the bill, they don't care.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:52 pm to Mars duMorgue
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Is it possible to make a female understand that using electricity at home costs money?
No. To understand this concept requires one to use logic which is beyond the abilities of the human female mind.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:52 pm to ForeverLSU02
My stepmom and her kids used to leave the AC ice cold all day and all of the lights on everywhere. My dad started making her pay for it, and now she follows people around turning lights off
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:52 pm to Mars duMorgue
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:53 pm to stinkdawg
I'll give her a LONG explanation just send her over to my house
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:53 pm to Clyde Tipton
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This is one of the things I love about my wife. She goes through the house cutting off lights more than I do. Our fight is the thermostat, I like 74... she like 79.
That's grounds for fricking divorce right there. 79?!?!
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