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re: Dumbest thing(biggest regret) youve done to impress/get brownie points w/ a girl

Posted on 2/5/14 at 8:32 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78295 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 8:32 am to
when I first started at LSU I was taking the placement test for math and and saw this really cute short blonde headed girl left after the first test so I did too so I could chase her down and talk to her.

CSB but I spent a semester in college algebra instead of calculus.

It's funny because I was majoring in math.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67196 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:15 am to
I did all kinds of dumb stuff as a teenager:

Wrote a girl a song
Threw a party at my parents' house
Hung out with a dude i hated
Made a dramatic emotional speech before getting on a bus

With my current so:
Missed multiple saints games to see plays she had to watch for class
Pick her up from class and drive her to her car
Study with her in her major's studio
Worked a church fair instead of an sec lsu baseball game
Left lsu vs florida baseball game in the 3rd inning
Missed the lsu vandy basketball game this year
Tried to bring her to roberto's for our anniversary but took a wrong turn and had to skip dinner
I'm sure there's waaaay more
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4201 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:19 am to
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Gave her my load and had a kid.


Mine is similar. Knocked her up because having a kid might help "fix our marriage"

Divorced now. But I do love spending time with my daughter
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32484 posts
Posted on 2/5/14 at 9:21 am to
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First off I read quite well



I don't think you do. Go re-read your post to me and see if you can figure out why.

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secondly my best friend is a surety company for the bonds written at over 165 locations, third, Mrs O is a criminal defense attorney and has been for over 15 yrs.


I'm happy for you.

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don't talk shite about things unless I know.



Your post history, including this post, beg to differ.

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You passed tests and had no odor on your breathe of alcohol but this guy decides to spend the next 3 hours doing paperwork over ONLY a set of red eyes? Simply not true.



He thought I was high or something. Not that far of a stretch. Why my lawyer made me take a piss test soon as possible.

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I understand if the system went down, but the bail is set automatically for certain offenses


Not always true. Sometimes you need a Judge to sign off on the bond. Like when a state trooper arrests you for DWI.

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and there are backup procedures to get bonded in those circumstances (most places).


Not when I was at EBRPP 8 years ago.

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last point is YOU ARE NOT ARRESTED AND FORMALLY CHARGED until AFTER the breathalyzer test! (or refusal of such) So did you take the test? Refuse


My God you are naive.

Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 12:23 pm to
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My God you are naive.



Nope, you are lying. Still no answer to the simplest of questions...and yes, 8 years ago was even LESS dependent on technology smartass.

SO if lights were on when you arrived, you were asked to blow...did you? If it were clean at that point they would/could have asked for a urine/blood voluntarily by you....

You were under arrest at that point, but you were not officially charged yet....do you have that basic understanding?

Bottom line, your story is so full of holes we could argue for days...I did not mean to offend you lad.

Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 12:46 pm to
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Faked an Australian accent....


Too funny. Back when the Olympics were in Atlanta, I had already graduated but was still living in a loft in downtown Athens. The women's soccer was being played at Sanford stadium and there were a lot of tourists in town. My buddy and I met a group of 4 young women from Alabama in a bar and I faked an Eastern European accent for hours while he was supposed to be my American friend who I was staying with. Party ended up back at the loft, a block down from the bar. Good thing....I did get BJ from one girl. Bad thing....they didn't leave until like 5am and I finally had to fake pass out at 3am to quit talking in that butchered accent.
This post was edited on 2/6/14 at 12:46 pm
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 12:52 pm to
bought this girl an expensive necklace and bspears concert tickets for her bday. We went to said concert and afterwards went to a park for a quickie. While she was on top of me in my front seat her period came and it was dark so we didn't see. After about 10 minutes we turned the lights on and it looked like a fricking murder scene and she started freaking out. I ended up puking out the door while she was still crying.

she broke up with me 2 weeks later and I still had blood stains in some spots in my truck.

NOT a csb
This post was edited on 2/6/14 at 12:57 pm
Posted by MrCoolBeans
Coolsville
Member since Jan 2014
242 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 1:00 pm to
Joined a frat
Posted by Captain Ron
Location: Ted's
Member since Dec 2012
4340 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 5:22 pm to
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With my current so:
Missed multiple saints games to see plays she had to watch for class
Pick her up from class and drive her to her car
Study with her in her major's studio
Worked a church fair instead of an sec lsu baseball game
Left lsu vs florida baseball game in the 3rd inning
Missed the lsu vandy basketball game this year
Tried to bring her to roberto's for our anniversary but took a wrong turn and had to skip dinner
I'm sure there's waaaay more


This sounds like a recipe for her to frick an alpha.
Posted by WhoDats10
Member since Dec 2012
1580 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 1:36 am to
Wore shoe lifts and basically screwed my feet (broken ankle)
failed out of school
wasted hundreds on drinks and pop tarts (she liked them )
pretended I knew Indian dance
Posted by emoney
Westerville, OH
Member since May 2010
8642 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 5:25 am to
1) Went to a Josh Groban concert with what was supposed to be 3 chicks just so I could "get in bed" with one. One girl didn't end up coming and I slept by myself. 2) Read 50 shades trilogy thinking girl would like it and be all about the tricks. Got nothing.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 5:45 am to
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Cost me 25k to get it dropped to drunk in public. On probation till 2015.


You just sound like a fricking idiot. And a liar
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 6:10 am to
Gave her 1,ooo dollars so she can stay out of jail.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 6:13 am to
Bought a ring and found out after I have it to her she had cheated with someone from her church.....
Posted by Jobin
Member since May 2009
3474 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 7:52 am to
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idiot

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liar


Try again hoss
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9437 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:10 am to
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Joined a frat


YIKES
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