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Drug testing clinic waiting rooms have A+ people watching
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:15 pm
I had to get a drug test for a new job and the nervousness and anxiety oozing from the construction workers in that room was hilarious. I'm there in a suit (no tie) with what looked like a nurse and about 10 construction workers.
Guy next to me was tapping his foot like a river dancer and had sweat beads on his forehead
He was straight up startled when they called his name and let out a big sigh.
Guy next to me was tapping his foot like a river dancer and had sweat beads on his forehead
He was straight up startled when they called his name and let out a big sigh. 
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Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:17 pm to TheCaterpillar
Honestly because of weed prob. Everything else gets flushed in a lot less time. Even alcohol is detectible up to 80 hours after use.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:18 pm to TheCaterpillar
Life Pro Tip: If you're worried about a piss test, just jack off in the cup. By the time they notice it will be too late and they'll have to call you back in. That should buy you a few days.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:19 pm to dgnx6
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Even alcohol is detectible up to 80 hours after use.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:19 pm to dgnx6
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Honestly because of weed prob. Everything else gets flushed in a lot less time. Even alcohol is detectible up to 80 hours after use.
100%
Its insane the one drug that should be legal and is least harmful (including alcohol) is easily the one most failed for
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:19 pm to TheCaterpillar
dude you try sitting there after drinking 40oz of water so you need to piss and then are forced to wait 40 minutes.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:20 pm to SidewalkDawg
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Life Pro Tip: If you're worried about a piss test, just jack off in the cup. By the time they notice it will be too late and they'll have to call you back in. That should buy you a few days.
Or just know when you're applying for a new job and stop smoking pot with enough cleansing time until after you get the job and get drug tested.
But to each his own.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:20 pm to TheCaterpillar
I just found out my job doesn't do random drug tests 
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:21 pm to TheCaterpillar
I've always been the guy who walks in with two empty bud light 24s, a 32oz gatorade, and sipping on water.
Peeing is an emergency at that point.
Peeing is an emergency at that point.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:21 pm to CE Tiger
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dude you try sitting there after drinking 40oz of water so you need to piss and then are forced to wait 40 minutes.
I've done this no less than 10 times. These guys didn't just have to piss. The foot tapper looked like he was about to puke. I almost asked him if he was alright. Should've just offered him my piss
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:25 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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I just found out my job doesn't do random drug tests
Mine either, but you have to take one before you start.
What sucks is that I'm taking a new job in the SAME company, but new HR policy requires it if you switch jobs internally.
As long as you don't want a promotion, I guess you don't have to worry about it
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:26 pm to TheCaterpillar
What kind of job?
ETA: Never mind. You just answered me question.
quote:This makes sense.
10 construction workers.
quote:This doesn't? Is it a bigger company?
I'm there in a suit (no tie)
ETA: Never mind. You just answered me question.
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:27 pm to TheCaterpillar
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what looked like a nurse and about 10 construction workers.
That actually sounds like the makings of a really good porno
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:27 pm to Grandioso
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What kind of job?
quote:
10 construction workers.
This makes sense.
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I'm there in a suit (no tie)
This doesn't? Is it a bigger company?
Its a huge company and a corporate office job, very similar to a consulting firm, but an internal version of it.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:31 pm to sweetwaterbilly
Taking holes and hands into account, what would the other 5 guys be there for? Water sports or bukakke?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:33 pm to TheCaterpillar
That's not nervousness, that's meth baw.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:33 pm to teke184
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Taking holes and hands into account, what would the other 5 guys be there for? Water sports or bukakke?
My understanding is that they just stand and wait in line until it's their turn.
So not unlike OP waiting to take his drug test I guess
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:41 pm to TheCaterpillar
The condom taped to his leg and filled with his buddy's piss was probably losing its warmth and he was freaking out.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:42 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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just found out my job doesn't do random drug tests
Honestly every job I have had since leaving LA didn't have random drug tests.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:44 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Drug testing clinic waiting rooms have A+ people watching
I had to get a pre-hire physical a few years ago which was at an occupational medicine clinic. Everyone else seemed to be there for workers comp or drug testing. I showed up in business casual and you'd swear I walked in dressed as a unicorn.
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